If The Avengers Could Text...

Peter-Steve-Tony

Spider-baby: hey....can we get a pet?

Capsicle: what happened to your cat?

Spider-baby: it wasn't mine. And Tony took it back.

Capsicle: dangit Tony.

Tin-can: You👏Are👏Allergic.

Spider-baby: 😭😭

Capsicle: I want another pet, too. But we are always busy. Who would take care of it?

Spider-baby: Pepper? Happy? Us? Literally the hundreds of other people who work at SI?

Capsicle: kid has a point

Spider-baby: thank you. Please Mr. Stark? I will take care of it?

Tin-can: kid. We are on missions all the time.

Capsicle: I agree with Tony

Spider-baby: my aunt could when we are on missions? Literally anyone else here could take care of it?

Capsicle: oh god. Now I agree with the kid.

Spider-baby: I JUST WANNA LITTLE FURRY THING TO HUG AND CUDDLE

Capsicle: I DONT KNOW WHO TO AGREE WITH. AHHHH

Tin-can: I can hear your whining from here

Capsicle: TONY HELP

Spider-baby: please mr. stark? i want a furry pet

Tin-can: Fine. I get to name it tho.

Spider-baby: DEAL. THANK YOU SO MUCH MR. STARK. YOU WONT REGRET THIS.

Tin-can: already starting to, tbh.

Capsicle: yes. Me too, 'tbh'

Tin-can: do you even know what tbh means, cap?

Capsicle: totally.

Spider-baby: tbh could easily stand for 'tubby butt hill'

Tin-can: wtf Peter.

Capsicle: IT MEANS TUBBY BUTT HILL?!

Capsicle: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Capsicle: HEY

Capsicle: TUBBY BUTT HILL TO YOU TOO, THEN