If The Avengers Could Text...

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Capsicle: ok so we need to talk about our past mission...

Tin-can: BUT IM WATCHING RIVERDAALLLEEE

Old widowed spider: that amuses me

Pepps: you sound like a 13 year old girl.

Steve: what's riverdale?

Spider-baby: OMG

Spider-baby: LOL

Falckie: ok I'm in. But only because Steve doesn't know what Riverdale is.

Doveeye: THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. DANG IT SAM

Witchy: I'll explain Riverdale later, ok Steve?

Capsicle: Yeah. Explain later....

Capsicle: but for now....

Smashy: ok but first

Spider-baby: LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

Smashy: no. This is not where I wanted to take this!!!

Tin-can: Dang it Bruce! Now the kid is blasting that and dancing horribly.

Spider-baby: true fact.

Falckie: wait for it...

Spider-baby: WAIT HEY! I DONT DANCE HORRIBLY

Pepps: you can think whatever you want to. It may come true...

Spider-baby: I believed in u, Pepper.

Man-of-Thor: Awe now he's sad

Tin-can: oh BOOHOO.

African-kitten: wanna come visit us in Wakanda? Ur obviously in bad hands over there, and Shuri wants to meet u.

Spider-baby: YES!!

Tin-can: Wait hang on a second.

Spider-baby: plleeaasee mr. Stark?

Tin-can: Fine.

Spider-baby: YAY

Capsicle: ok can we go back to talking about our mission?

Falckie: naw

Doveeye: i don't think so

Capsicle: oh come on!

Capsicle: Hello?

Capsicle: ...

Capsicle: I'm all alone!!

Spider-baby: some random guy doing a horrible expression of Tony, sitting across the room yelling: OH BOOHOO