If The Avengers Could Text...

Shuri-Peter

Non-broken-female-person: yo Peter

Spider-baby: wat

Non-broken-female-person: my brother said you could come with the avengers this summer and stay with us if you want

Spider-baby: REALLY?!?!?!

Non-broken-female-person: YeS i Am TElLiNG trUtH

Spider-baby: Mr. Stark didn't say anything about going to Wakanda this summer...

Non-broken-female-person: well they are going and if u get ur aunt to say yes then u can come too

Spider-baby: ok I'll ask her when I get home. I am at school rn.

Non-broken-female-person: Ha. You have to go to school

Spider-baby: shush. You would too if you lived here.

Non-broken-female-person: No I wouldn't. I'm too smart for school.

Spider-baby: >:(

Non-broken-female-person: hehehehehehe

Spider-baby: hey btw wat was the name of the first battle of WWI

Non-broken-female-person: How should I know? Wakanda was not part of it

Spider-baby: Dang it. I don't wanna look it up cuz I'm too lazy

Non-broken-female-person: why do you need the name?

Spider-baby: I am in history class and I suck at history. To me, history is all about old white guys who only care about what wig to wear that day

Non-broken-female-person: offensive

Spider-baby: you only need math and science in life

Non-broken-female-person: nerd

Spider-baby: Hey ur a nerd too

Non-broken-female-person: I like to classify myself as a geek thank you very much. Nerd

Spider-baby: but this nerd is also a superhero

Non-broken-female-person: That nerd is a 15 year old running around in spandex

Spider-baby: ok that's partly true. gtg. Teacher is getting mad at me. I'll ask my aunt tonight about going to Wakanda.

Non-broken-female-person: K