If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Tin-can: hey guys. I have an idea

Old widowed spider: oh god

Smashy: do I want to know?

Tin-can: yes. U do.

Doveeye: better not be a stupid idea

Tin-can: its not.

Falckie: THEN TELL US ALREADY

Doveeye: someone's cranky

Falckie: AM NOT

Capsicle: he just lost his video game against me. Yes he is cranky

Tin-can: I don't think this is where the conversation should have been going.

BffBucky: then where was it supposed to be going.

Tin-can: to my idea.

African-kitten: does this involve me?

Tin-can: yes. It involves everyone.

Spider-baby: including me?! Mr. Stark I am touched. (Note the sarcasm)

Tin-can: yes, spidling. Including you. And sarcasm is noted. Ok so my idea. Is. We should go on an avengers trip.

Witchy: What kinda trip? Like a road trip? Because even an hour stuck in a car with all of u is torture.

Tin-can: yes. A road trip. And me being me, already booked us the best hotel. In the best rooms.

Capsicle: oh god. Where are we going?

Tin-can: Yosemite. We are driving there and staying in that one hotel that is like $700 a night. One week. Just us, a couple bears and squirrels, and hikes. Hopefully nothing ruins this one.

Man-of-Thor: I am in.

Falckie: me too.

Capsicle: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm in too.

Tin-can: ok so from the three people who texted back, we are going. Pack up ur things. We are leaving tomorrow.

Old widowed spider: k fine.

Spider-baby: but I have a test this week!!

Tin-can: dude. U can finish those things in less than 5 minutes and still get 100 percent. Just take it when we get back. I already told ur school u are going to a  "training camp" for ur "internship". Ur all good.

Spider-baby: okkkkkk. Thanks

Tin-can: no prob. LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

Falckie: wooooooooo!!