If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Doveeye: yo yo yo imma lay it out nicely

Tin-can: Clint what the heck

Doveeye: I like my vents, clean and precisely

Falckie: that doesn't even make SENSE

Doveeye: I may not be small but I am spicy

Spider-baby: ew Mr. Barton

Doveeye: I ask for some more, but it is unlikely

Tin-can: What do you WANT

Doveeye: I'm only asking for some more room for the wifey

Smashy: should I be concerned

Doveeye: because we may or may not have lost our house

Falckie: wow ok

Smashy: So yes I should be concerned

Spider-baby: I'm confused

Old widowed spider: you guys lost your house?!?

Doveeye: Tony? They can stay in my room. Only until we find a new place. It shouldn't be that long. Please?

Witchy: aw you guys lost your house? What happened?

Tin-can: why are you texting me this? You are literally on the other side of the room. I can see all of you right now.

Doveeye: I was too scared to say it to your faces.

Spider-baby: hey Mr. Stark? On a completely unrelated note, can you sign a permission form for my school? Since May is not going to be back for a month?

Tin-can: yeah sure kid. Clint?

Doveeye: yes...?

Tin-can: just because I'm in a good mood today and I've had my morning coffee...

Doveeye: ..

Tin-can: only until you get a new house. After that, they are out. Ya hear me? And labs are off limits. Your kids have to stay on this floor.

Doveeye: yes. Thank you tony. You won't regret this.

Tin-can: well I'm already starting to.

Spider-baby: yay! Mr. Stark you are now coming on my field trip with me! You're a chaperone!

Tin-can: NO. NOOOOOOO HALP ME