If The Avengers Could Text...

Natasha-Clint

Old widowed spider- Clintyyyy

Doveeye: wtf

Doveeye: did you just call me

Old widowed spider: Clinty boyyyy

Doveeye: r u drunk?

Old widowed spider: I is in needs of yours helps

Doveeye: ok where is Nat she never talks like that

Old widowed spider: Clintyyyy. Come on.

Doveeye: only if you prove that you are Natasha.

Old widowed spider: k fine. How

Doveeye: what did u say to me when you first saw me this morning?

Old widowed spider: "fix my vent birdbrain"

Doveeye: k cool. What do u want

Old widowed spider: come downstairs. To the living room

Doveeye: k be there in a second. I'm on the roof

Old widowed spider: y r u on the roof shoots mcgoots?

Doveeye: y r u calling me shoots mcgoots? Do u wanna die?

Old widowed spider: as if u could kill me.

Doveeye: wanna go?

Old widowed spider: wanna stop?

Doveeye: you are no fun

Doveeye: and deserve to die

Old widowed spider: you are so annoying

Old widowed spider: and deserve to shut up

Doveeye: bruh

Doveeye: I hate u

Doveeye: R U-

Doveeye: R U GHOSTING ME

Doveeye: OH IMMA BOUT TO THROW SOME HANDS

Doveeye: bRUHHhh