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First Chapter/Tony-Peter

The first chapter of Falsely Accused is now up! Go read it!
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Tin-can: PETER WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SUIT.

Spider-baby: what. You don't like hello kitty?

Tin-can: IM GOING TO FREAKING KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT.

Spider-baby: Well, my Aunt wouldn't like it that much. Also, I think you will look beautiful tonight in your hello kitty dress.

Tin-can: Peter.

Tin-can: where are my suits?

Spider-baby: you will never know. Plus, not being a genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist for one night won't hurt you.

Tin-can: what the heck?

Spider-baby: what else am I supposed to when I'm bored in the tower? You're the one who made your AI's record everything.

Tin-can: you're the reason why I have grey hairs, kid.

Spider-baby: I'm also the reason you've gone soft.

Tin-can: I've not gone soft!

Spider-baby: sureeeeee.

Tin-can: just you wait, Spidy. I'm going to get you back.

Spider-baby: oh I'm so scared.

Tin-can: screw you.