Tin-can: Hey Pepps. Can you pick up some pizza on your way back to the tower?
Pepps: 1) I told you not to call me that. 2) I am at the tower. 3) even if I wasn't, I still wouldn't pick up the pizza for you.
Tin-can: rude. Also, your name is Pepps in the phones
Pepps: yeah. Guess who made my profile?
Tin-can: you can change it
~Pepps has changed name to BossAssBitch~
Tin-can: Hey wait. How come you are allowed to swear!
BossAssBitch: Cap didn't put the swear block on my phone🤗
Tin-can: 😡
Tin-can: I'm going to kill him
BossAssBitch: Hey Hey Hey. We don't need a Civil War 2.
Tin-can: yeah. Ur right. We don't NEED one, we WANT one. And when Tony Stark wants something, Tony Stark is going to get it.
BossAssBitch: why did I agree to marry you?
Tin-can: because you wouldn't be where you are in the company if you didn't.
BossAssBitch: ok ok. Two things wrong with that. I would still be where I am without you, and fuck you
Tin-can: 🥺🥺
Tin-can: you don't mean that
Tin-can: Pepper?
Tin-can: pepps?
Tin-can: pep?
Tin-can:😔
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If The Avengers Could Text...
FanfictionWhat happens around the tower daily. Through texts.
