Tony-Pepper

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Tin-can: Hey Pepps. Can you pick up some pizza on your way back to the tower?

Pepps: 1) I told you not to call me that. 2) I am at the tower. 3) even if I wasn't, I still wouldn't pick up the pizza for you.

Tin-can: rude. Also, your name is Pepps in the phones

Pepps: yeah. Guess who made my profile?

Tin-can: you can change it

~Pepps has changed name to BossAssBitch~

Tin-can: Hey wait. How come you are allowed to swear!

BossAssBitch: Cap didn't put the swear block on my phone🤗

Tin-can: 😡

Tin-can: I'm going to kill him

BossAssBitch: Hey Hey Hey. We don't need a Civil War 2.

Tin-can: yeah. Ur right. We don't NEED one, we WANT one. And when Tony Stark wants something, Tony Stark is going to get it.

BossAssBitch: why did I agree to marry you?

Tin-can: because you wouldn't be where you are in the company if you didn't.

BossAssBitch: ok ok. Two things wrong with that. I would still be where I am without you, and fuck you

Tin-can: 🥺🥺

Tin-can: you don't mean that

Tin-can: Pepper?

Tin-can: pepps?

Tin-can: pep?

Tin-can:😔

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