If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Spider-baby: hey guys what is the square root of 46292048?

Old widowed spider: dude

Spider-baby: what

Smashy: it's 4 am. What are you doing

Spider-baby: homework

Tin-can: peter. You should know that

Spider-baby: when you have to memorize the streets of New York from the sky, memorize codes to every room of this building, memorize coding for over 300 robots used everyday in this tower, and much more, how do you expect me to memorize simple math?

Doveeye: SIMPLE?!?!?

Tin-can: clint. It's square root how dumb are you. Pete, it's 6803.82598249.

Spider-baby: oh my gosh I'm so dumb. Thank you Mr. Stark

Doveeye: O-o

Tin-can: no problem, kid. I also bought you cookies so you can have those this weekend when you come over.

Spider-baby: can we work on that upgrade for my suit?

Tin-can: sure thing, kid.

Spider-baby: thank you so much Mr. Stark!

Doveeye: I swear this side of you is never shown unless the kid is involved, Tony.

Doveeye: you have such a soft spot for him!

Doveeye: I want that.....

Non-broken-female-person: awwww wee baby want to cryyyyy

Doveeye: 😡😡