If The Avengers Could Text...

Clint-Steve

Capsicle: Hey so I need help.

Doveeye: Yeah sure. What's up

Capsicle: I need help on texting....

Doveeye: but ur texting fine....

Capsicle: that's exactly it! The "ur" the "idk" the "omg" like what's all that about?

Doveeye: oh god. Am I really the one you chose for this? Peters the teenager. Ask him

Capsicle: you're not the first one I chose. Pete's in school, Nat's on a mission, and tony laughed at me.

Doveeye: lol sucks to be you I guess

Capsicle: please clint?

Doveeye: ok fine. What do u wanna know

Capsicle: How people text these days.

Doveeye: Ikr: I know right, idk: I don't know, idc: I don't care, omg: oh my god, 2: to/too, thnx: thanks, 4: for, u: you, ur: your: you're. Ok that's about as much schooling I can give you for today.

Capsicle: And that's all I need to know for today. Thnx.

Doveeye: wow I feel like a proud parents. Ur learning so fast.

Capsicle: 😊

Doveeye: ok I'm gonna go now. Come back tomorrow for more texting skills.

Capsicle: k bye