If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Capsicle: I have an announcement to make.

Tin-can: that u finally have learned the way 2 text?

Doveeye: that u are going to die?(cuz aren't u like 100?)

Old Widowed Spidy: don't go dark on us clint

Doveeye: sorry old spidy

Spider-baby: let cap speak!

Capsicle: thank you! The announcement is....you guys swear waaaayyy to much. So I may or may not have stolen all of your phones at night and put a certain thing on your keyboards that you can't take away...

Tin-can: what the butt Steve.

Tin-can: butt

Tin-can: BUTT

African-Kitten: what have you done Steve

Capsicle: you guys, from now on, cannot swear through text.

Man-Of-Thor: ok this is even bad for me

BffBucky: Steeeevvvee...?

Capsicle: yes...?

BffBucky: I'm your best friend here, so can I get it taken away?

Capsicle: hmmmmm

Tin-can: you've got 2 be kidding me

Capsicle: Nope.

BffBucky: dangit.