If The Avengers Could Text...

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~Spider-baby has changed Capsicle to Mr. Fossil~

Mr. Fossil: Peter. Change it back

Spider-baby: change what back?

Mr. Fossil: you know. Now change it. Right. Now.

Old widowed spider: Mr. Fossil. I like that name. Good job Peter. You get an A

Falckie: it's not like he doesn't get enough of those already.

Spider-baby: awwwww. Is old Fackie sad?

Falckie: I swear to gosh you little crap. When you get home from school, I will pound you to a pulp.

Mr. Fossil: Wait. Me and Buck are both old. What does that make him?

~Spider-baby changed BffBucky to Mr. Non-Fossil~

Mr. Non-Fossil: coooll!!

Mr. Fossil: ughhhhhhhh noooooo!!

Old widowed spider: when are we going to tell him that he can change his name?

Mr. Fossil: WHAT?

Mr. Fossil: I CAN CHANGE MY OWN NAME? HOW HOW HOW

Falckie: who vote on not telling him how to change it?

Old widowed spider: I

Spider-baby: I

Mr. Non-Fossil: I

Mr. Fossil: Buck! You know how to change your name??

Mr. Non-fossil: who doesn't.

~Mr. Non-fossil changed name to CoolGuy~

Mr. Fossil: 😡