If The Avengers Could Text...

Pepper-Tony

Tin-can: Hey where are u

Pepps: I'm grocery shopping with Wanda and Nat

Tin-can: OH GOOD.

Tin-can: I need some stuff

Pepps: Ugh. What.

Tin-can: lots of pop tarts, a new toaster, 9 frozen pizzas, popcorn, and 7 liters of any type of soda.

Pepps: I am not buying 9 frozen pizzas. Get it urself

Tin-can: please? I'll do anything...?

Pepps: anything?😏

Tin-can: oh no. I regret my past decision.

Tin-can: yes. Fine. I'll do anything.

Pepps: even......

Pepps: DOING YOUR OWN GROCERY SHOPPING?

Tin-can: I'm SHoOkeTH

Pepps: deal with it😎

Tin-can: ok 1)u use waaaayyy too many emojis, and 2) u suck

Pepps: well suck it up

Tin-can: BUT I DONT WANNNAAAAA

Pepps: ur acting like a baby. If you want your over excessive amount of crap, then buy it urself.

Tin-can: but I don't know how to shop. I don't even know where a grocery store is!

Pepps: your oh so smart. Look. It. Up. Now I'm getting back to my shopping. I have a mansion full of super humans to feed. We literally have three full carts and people are looking at us like we are crazy.

Tin-can: is Walmart the same as a grocery store?

Pepps: oh my god.

Tin-can: then what about Barnes and Noble?

Tin-can: NO I HAVE BEEN LEFT ALOONNNEEE

Tin-can: PEPPPAAA WHHYYYYY