Spider-baby: I don't know what you are talking about
Tin-can: I just saw your post on Instagram. Hand it over. You are allergic.
Spider-baby: what post?
Tin-can:
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Witchy: AWE THATS SO CUTE
Tin-can: cat. Now. You can see it in your face on how allergic you are. Hand. It. Over.
Spider-baby: just 1 more min? Please?
Tin-can: We didn't get the cat for you to take and get sick with!
Capsicle: but you know he couldn't control himself.
Old widowed spider: Yeah tony. Why would you get a cat when there is a 15 year old in the house that happens to love everything fluffy and cute?
Spider-baby: Hey! Not everything!
Doveeye: oh come on Pete. You remember the dog story?
Spider-baby: that was one time.
Tin-can: wait. What is the dog story?
African-kitten: Yeah. We all wanna know.
Doveeye: well Steve, Nat and I went with peter on a patrol to see what he does. And we saw a little poodle. He completely died over it and went over to it IN THE SPIDER-MAN COSTUME to go pet the dog. He ended up having a full blown conversation with it. It never spoke back to him, but to him it apparently did. It then peed on his foot. We were in a park so the dog was on its own.
