If The Avengers Could Text...

Group chat

Smashy: alright. Who took them?

Spider-baby: I don't know what you are talking about....

Smashy: you are soooo bad at lying.

Spider-baby: what? Pshhh. Noooo. Where did you get that from?

Smashy: Peter. Just give them back before I hulk out.

Tin-can: Yes, Peter. Give them back.

Capsicle: give what back?

Tin-can: he took all of the chemicals from the lab and replaced them all with coolaid.

Falckie: kid, for how much I despise u, that one was pretty good.

Spider-baby: why thank u

TicTac: r the chemicals supposed to be smoking?

Tin-can: No??

Tin-can: Not unless they're mixed??

Smashy: What did u do?!

TicTac: well Peter just told me "hide them". So I did the most logical thing.

Tin-can: which is....

TicTac: I mixed them all into one bottle, and hid them in my pants

TicTac: OMG

TicTac: IT BURNS

TicTac: IT BURNS

Tin-can: ur an idiot

Smashy: I don't think ur gonna be able to have any more kids there, Scott.

TicTac: SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE

Spider-baby: for the record, I didn't tell him to put them in his pants....

Tin-can: not helping Peter

TicTac: AHHHH

Man-of-Thor: this is just too funny