If The Avengers Could Text...

Thor-Tony

Man-of-Thor: man of iron

Tin-can: ugh

Tin-can: what this time

Man-of-Thor: that doesn't matter

Tin-can: what do you want

Man-of-Thor: your pop tart stealer is smoking

Tin-can: what?

Man-of-Thor: ...

Tin-can: ok do you mean the toaster?

Man-of-Thor: so that's what it's called

Tin-can: get someone else. I never use it so get Pepper or something

Man-of-Thor: she told me to tell you

Tin-can: ugh just throw it out the window

Man-of-Thor: ok

Man-of-Thor: yeah so it landed on a car

Tin-can: which one

Man-of-Thor: the ugly grey one that has a Ferrari logo on it

Man-of-Thor: Hello

Man-of-Thor: man of iron

Man-of-Thor: is this yours

Man-of-Thor: shit