Pepps: Ugh Tony is literally being terrible today
Old widowed spider: isn't that everyday?
Witchy: and everyone?
Pepps: yes
Pepps: BUT
Pepps: he's just being so annoying today
Old widowed spider: do we need a girls night?
Witchy: YES
Witchy: WHERE
Witchy: CUZ I DONT WANNA BE ANYWHERE NEAR THEM RN
Pepps: how about we rent out a place for the weekend?
Old widowed spider: I like where you are going with this but have you seen what the house turns into when we leave to go shopping?
Pepps: just plop Peter in there. He's more mature than any of the others combined.
Old widowed spider: you are totally right
Witchy: YAY! GIRLS WEEKEND!
Pepps: but we can't tell any of the guys. Let's just leave and see what happens.
Old widowed spider: yes
Witchy: yes. No telling the guys.
Tin-can: no telling us what?
Capsicle: yay! I hacked again!
Man-of-Thor: I am impressed, man of America. JARVIS really trusts u
Falckie: you guys had a secret chat without us? How rude.
Spider-baby: yay! I'm mature!
Doveeye: no ur not
Spider-baby: awwww
African-kitten: Wait where did the girls go? They are not in the compound...
Tin-can: COME BACK WE NEED UUUUU
Doveeye: WE CANT LIVE WITHOUT U
Falckie: WE DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK
Capsicle: OR CLEAN
African-kitten: HELP
Man-of-Thor: IT WILL BE RUINED BY THE TIME YOU GET BACK
Spider-baby: oh hell no. I'm going back home to my aunt with nice, hot, handmade meals and a clean, quiet house all to myself.
Tin-can: fuck u
Capsicle: LANGUAGE
Capsicle: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS COULD HANDLE IT WITHOUT THE ANTI SWEAR THING ON YOUR PHONES. BUT APPARENTLY NOT. IM TURNING IT BACK ON
Tin-can: you wouldn't dare.
Capsicle: oh but I would.
Doveeye: butt.
Doveeye: BUTT
Doveeye: NOOOOOO
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If The Avengers Could Text...
FanfictionWhat happens around the tower daily. Through texts.
