Let's Fake It

Dinner at The Plaza

"Table under Hummel" Finn told the waiter

I was too busy trying to hold in my scream to say anything. I don't know how Kurt and Santana reserved this place but it looks even better in person. Everyone who is anybody has dined here and I can't believe I'm here. Barbra Streisand herself has breathed the same air in this place for 20 years which mean I'm basically breathing Barbra right now.

"Stop shaking," Finn chuckled at me

"I can't, were at the plaza Finn!" I whispered while squeezing his hand

Olive was seated with Cordelia and a bunch of old hags when she saw the two of them seated together. Rather closely she may add. They took a seat while laughing and giggling with all their friends. Wait was that Kurt at the table? Kurt hates her, why does he seem to not mind Rachel like he does with her.

"Can you order the calamari for me while I go wash up" I asked Finn

"Sure, I'll even get that weird sauce you like so much" he smiled

Olive saw Rachel get up and took her chances and followed her to the bathroom. No one was going to steal her man, especially an awful girl like her.

"Hello Rachel " Olive greeted as I washed my hands

"Olive, how long have you been standing there?" I questioned confused

"It's unimportant, but you and I need to have a little talk" she grinned

"About?" I asked a little worried now

"Finn and how you need to remember this is all an act for him and you should tread very carefully" she threatened

I smiled a little despite her being right,

"Are seriously scared of me? This was your idea in the first place" I remind her

"I'm not afraid of you troll, what I'm telling you is to keep your paws off my man" she stepped closer

Finn is her kind of boyfriend and I'm just here for the money but I don't even know if I still want it,

"Also this won't last long, he's coming back to me by April" she smirked

"That's only six months away?" I whispered unintentionally

Olive stepped back again,

"He didn't tell you?"

She began laughing

"Oh my god, you actually thought he liked you in that way how pathetic" she laughed

I got a little irritated and ran my big fat stupid mouth

"In case you forgot you already have a man, or should I say husband" I reminded her

She stopped laughing almost immediately and got up in my face,

"In case you forgot, I'm the one writing your checks, so I would choose your next words very carefully, also I heard about your little debacle with your coworker, I'm pretty sure half of New York did slut," she said in disgust

"You know what olive why don't you take your money and shove it up your ass since clearly all the shit has been coming out of your mouth," I tell her off on the verge of tears

"You WHORE, I have both men on my arm and I will until I say so, so have your little fun with Finn but don't even for a second thinks he cares about you because he will always be MY side piece and he'll always be something you can't have!" She shouted in rage and slapped me

I held my cheek in pain and turned to see her face filled with shock. I don't think either of us believed that just happened

"Your side piece? Did you just lie to Finn so you can use him you psycho bitch, Do you even care about him?" I yelled at her

"He'll forgive me in time" she shrugged in panic

I let go of my cheek and looked at her serious,

"Do you even love him?" I asked her calmly, especially for someone who was just slapped in the face

"Do you?" She retorted

I shook my head and headed for the door

"It doesn't even matter" I tell her angry

"Are you going to tell him?" She asked in fear

"No, I'm not a heartless bitch like you, and if anyone should tell him, it should be you" I tell her in what I think was trying to be a sincere tone but I don't know considering she just bitch slapped me "also, keep your money, I don't want it anymore"

I walked out and Finn immediately stood up when he saw my face,

"Who did this to you?" He flared his nostrils just like last time

"Unless you're prepared to fight the door, I don't think it's a big deal" I tried to fake a laugh

"Rachel, what happened to your face" Kurt gasped along with Blaine

Santana threw her napkin on the table but before she could do anything she saw Olive sit down and glanced at me,

"Would you please just tell these num nuts your good news lady lips" Santana changed the subject, glancing at me

I smiled grateful, I also didn't want to look at Finn because I knew he didn't buy my story,

"Oh right, well the reason I can finally afford this place is because I'm going to be Kristen Chenoweth's personal stylist! You know April Rhodes more put together twin!" Kurt clapped in excitement

"Oh my god Kurt that's amazing!" I cheered with Finn "yeah, way to go Kurt!"

I smiled but tried to avoid thinking about the fact that I think I just quit my fake girlfriend job and I don't know how I'm going to tell Finn. Then I remembered the first thing Olive mentioned, and now I'm a little mad at Finn for keeping very important information from me.