Let's Fake It

Thankful For..

"You guys can stay in Rachels old room which is the last room on the left" my papa smiled

Finn was quick to put our stuff upstairs. My dads were questioning him the whole road trip. The airport is two hours away so it was a lot of questions and me scolding them to stop. Now it's time to prepare for thanksgiving meal. Where all my obnoxious relatives can meet my fake boyfriend and ruin my life as usual.

"Daddy, you didn't have to question him so hard" I hugged him again

"He's been dating my baby for more than six months,be happy that's all I did" my daddy told me

"Yeah yeah" I pulled away,

I smiled and headed upstairs to where Finn was placing the last of our luggage,

"Well that was brutal," he sighed

"I'm sorry, but I did tell you" I reminded him

"Yeah, but can I ask you something?" He walked closer

I had a flashback to Halloween and how we almost ruined everything so I backed away,

"Sure" I nod

"Why do you hate cousin Suzette, so much?" He grins

I roll my eyes and collapse on the bed,

"Ugh, she's the worst Finn!" I shout "when we were kids she would always break stuff in MY house and blame it on me" I sit up

"Oh come on, that's it?" He questions

"Oh no, as we grew up it only got worse, one year she set my menorah on fire because grandma gave me a red handcrafted wooden one and not her, then when we were in middle school she freaking poisoned me by putting honey in my pumpkin pie when she knows I'm deathly allergic because I refused to let her use my game boy, and then in high school when I finally saw her again after her attempted assassin, she kissed the guy I liked right in front of me! The ironic part is she ended up marrying him and she never even liked him" I finished my rant about terrible Susie

"Is she a psycho path?" Finn asked horrified and sitting next to me on the bed

"I don't know, probably," I shrug "point is I am so not ready to see her and Dan, I'm so glad it never lead anywhere with him because Dan freaking sucks too" I tell him

"Well at least you have me this year" Finn shrugs and slightly bumps into me

"Yeah I guess so, but please be careful, also avoid the little ones as much as possible, I think they may be demonic" I pat him while standing up to go help

"I take it we don't want children when the relatives ask?" He chuckles

"You betcha buddy" I say walking out

A couple hours later
"I've been working on this classic girl for about a year now" my daddy told Finn

I whisper to my papa as he places the pies into the oven,

"How is Daddy loving him so much?"

My papa smiled,

"You know how much your dad loves classic cars, and your boyfriend says his step dad owns Hummel tire shops, up the road four hours away" papa shrugs

"Yeah, but seriously showing him pictures of Gertrude? He didn't even let Brody talk about her" I remind him

"Yeah well Brody was a terrible person, but Finns not, we can tell" papa informs me proud

I glance back at Finn and my daddy and see them talking about some motor or something, I try to hide a smile. I guess Finn isn't as bad as when I first met him. I was still staring at them when I saw my daddy take Finn into the garage, is he seriously?