Let's Fake It

Happy Halloween

I love Halloween, it's my favorite holiday. I've been going all out since I can remember. In high school I made my boyfriend at the time dress up as Ricky from I Love Lucy. It was amazing, but he hated evert second of it. Now I don't know if I want to fake out a couples costume with Finn or go solo because I'm still mad at him.

Except it might be too late considering its tomorrow!

You see, after The Plaza dinner, we got home he talked and I blew up. Now we're both being stubborn and not speaking a word. I'm refusing to speak because he didn't tell me our little act was getting cut short and he's mad because I didn't tell him it was Olive who slapped me and now he's saying we're definitely spending the holidays in Ohio.

But that's really all he knows about what happened in that bathroom.

"Good morning Blaine" I greet as I see him sitting at the dinner table and ignore Finn

"You two are so childish and I'm only here because Kurt asked me to invite both of you to his annual Halloween bash" Blaine grumbled

"Well I can't go because I don't like Halloween and he knows that" Finn pouted

"WHAT?" I shouted

They both looked at me, Blaine looked unfazed by my outburst unlike Finn.

"What you going to yell at me again?" He questioned

"I just might! How can you not like Halloween it's literally the best holiday ever!" I scold him

"Actually Christmas is" he said sipping his over sugared coffee

I forgot to pickup tea on purpose so he's forced to drink my caffeine.

"I think you mean Hanukah" Blaine mumbled while scooting away

"Yeah both of those are better than Halloween" Finn shrugged

"No they're not, they're basic holidays. Then again basic anything and Finn comes running" I smile

"What is that suppose to mean rach?" Finn questioned while trying to suppress his smile, but I see it!

"It means that you're a big baby who can't handle Kurt's party or anything Halloween for that matter" I tell him

"Want to bet?" He smirks

"You should honestly just show up in a big chicken costume since you're already acting like one" I shrug

"Actually it's a pairs theme, so Kurt and I are going dressed up as King Kong and the building" blank interjected

"Fine, whoever can find a better costume and survive Kurt's Halloween bash wins" Finn proposed

"What do I win?" I smirk,

"A free Finn Hudson hug" he smiles sheepishly

"How about a consequence free punch in the face" I ask showing my anger from before  

"Or I could win your forgiveness?" He lowers his voice

"Fat chance" I say walking away

"How are you two only fake dating? You fight like an old married couple" Blaine told Finn as soon as Rachel walked out

"I wish we weren't" Finn whispered

"What?" Blaine nearly shouted

"I said, I'm going to win this competition by proposing something she can't refuse" Finn corrected himself

"Oh yeah? And what's that" Blaine asked amused

"Grease" Finn smiled and walked away

"Damn, you really do know her well, I guess Santana was right about not needing to do much, or maybe not even anything at all" Blaine mumbled so that neither of them could here