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Apprentice: *kicks down the door* ASRA I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE!

Asra: *looking at the tarot cards* It has been foretold, you met Julian didn't you?

Apprentice: The death doctor? The flaming shit show? No, sorry. Its someone else, the most wonderful man ever!

Asra: Really? *frantically shuffles the cards*

Apprentice: Oh he is so magical!

Asra: *blushing* go on...

Apprentice: He is so beautiful and just oh Asra, he haunts my dreams and I am so in love!

Asra: Hold on a moment... who is it?

Apprentice: His name is Lucio, and he is kind of a goat spirit now and stuff BUT HE IS THE ONE!

Asra: *topples over the table* YOU WHAT?!

Nadia: *screaming echoes from the other end of the city* YOU FUCKING WHAT?!

Julian: *falls down from the rafters* FUCK WHAT?!

Apprentice: You guys will love him! <3 <3 <3 We are getting married in the morning!

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