Unknowingly Married

11. Karan & Kriti Cooks

(Khushi walks towards Shiv and Shiv runs across the whole room. Khushi runs behind him. He climbs up the bed and throw pillow at her. She laughs and runs behind him again)

Shiv: Khushii.. Khushi nahi na please.. nahi Khushi!! Nahiii...

Khushi: Come on Shiv!! Aree sachme kuch nahi karaga ye.. itni chhoti si jaan to hai iski.. pakdo naa..

Shiv: No..! No yaar please Khushi dur rakh useee

(Khushi keeps laughing and finally throws the cockroach out of the window)

Shiv: Hashh.. thank god!!

Khushi: Excuse me.. thank god? Thank me!!

Shiv: This was not funny Khushi..

Khushi: Look at your face.. (laughing) I swear tumhara chehra dekhne layak thaa

Shiv: Really? Ek baar mujhe pata chalne do tumhe kis baat se dar lagta hai.. uss vaqt tumhara chehra dekhne layak hoga aur mai isi tarah hass raha hounga

Khushi: Well ab wo to jab hoga tab hoga.. filhal ke liye hame neeche chalna chahiye... Nahi?
(She picks up the file)

Shiv: Absolutely!!
(He snatches file from her and walks out of the room)

(Meanwhile, Kriti comes to help Karan in the kitchen after Khushi leaves)

Karan: So.. kya banaye?

Kriti: Ku.. kuch bhi..

Karan: well ab Kuch bhi naam ki dish to mujhe aati nahi.. to kuch aur hi banana padega..
(Kriti giggles)
Woah... Matlab tum normal logo ki tarah jokes par hasti bhi ho? That's interesting.. accha batao kya khaane ka man hai?

Kriti: umm.. Al.. Aloo ka Para..tha? Khu.. Khushi ko bo.. bohot pasand hai... Kal.. kal bhi wo Ita.. Italian khaana chah.. chahti thi aur..

Karan: Aree ok ok.. itna explanation dene ki koi jaroorat nahi hai.. so Aloo paratha it is.. tumhe sachme khana banana to aata hai na? I mean tum Khushi ki tarah to.. agar aisa hoga bhi to koi problem nahi hai.. tum araam se baith sakti ho.. mai bana lunga.. please.. bass bigadna mat..

(She laughs a little but suppresses her laughter)
Kriti: don.. don't worry.. mai kar sakti hu.. I am.. a goo.. good cook..

Karan: okk.. to tum stuffing bana lo mai aata.. nahi nahi.. tum aata goon do mai stuffing bana leta hu..

Kriti: ma.. mai stuffing.. bana sak..ti hu..

(He makes a weird face)
Karan: umm.. nahi.. tum aata goon do.. aur paani please measure karke dalna hn.. I mean na jaroorat se jyada aur na jaroorat se kam.. ok?

Kriti: O..k..

(Kriti makes the perfect dough)
Kriti: h.. ho gaya.. ab.. k.. kya karu?

(Karan touches and checks the dough)

Karan: This is perfectt Kritii.. very good!! Tum na.. umm.. haa.. aloo ubal gaye hai to tum chheel do bass stuffing ke liye.. maine hum sabke liye Chocolate milkshake bana liya hai to ise refrigerator mein rakh ke mai stuffing ki baki tayari karta hu tab tak..

Kriti: Ok..
(She starts peeling the hot potatoes and suddenly her finger burns due to hot vapours)
Ahhh..
(She blows air on her finger. Karan looks at her, holds her hand and takes her to the wash basin and holds her hand under cold water)

Karan: Kriti ye kaunsa tareeka hai aloo chheelne ka? Ungli kaise jala li tumne? Dhyaan kaha tha tumhara? Thoda sambhalke kaam karna chahiye naa.. jal raha hai ab bhi? Dard to nahi ho raha na?