Unknowingly Married

85. Drunk Girls 2

(Yash gets down and looks at Janvi)

Yash: Abhi niche bhi aaja ya wahi sansar basane ka irada hai?

Janvi: Wo... Mujhe na.. (making baby face) shhhh.. nahi bataungi..

Yash: kyaa? Come on Ch.. (she looks at him angrily) Ja.. Janvi.. chalo ab aa jao neeche..

Janvi: (whispers) nahi aa sakti..

Yash: kyu nahi aa sakti?

Janvi: tum kisi ko bataoge to nahi na?

Yash: sabko bataunga.. koi shak?

Janvi: phir jao.. mai nahi bataungi..

Yash: hey bhagwan.. ye utarne se rahi aise to.. accha baba nahi bataunga

Janvi: promise?

Yash: duniya bharke promises aaj hi karwa le matlab.. thike promise!

Janvi: yaha aao.. (he comes near, she bends down and whispers) mujhe neeche utarna nahi aata

(He looks at her sharply)
Yash: phir kisne bola tha upar chadhne? Chal ab kud jaa seedhe..

Janvi: kud jaaaaa? (Loudly) Bandar tu hai mai nahiiii.. aise kaise kud jau? Gir jaungi to chit lagegi na?

Yash: 4 foot ki unchai hai meri jaan.. kud jaa.. nahi lagegi chot..

Janvi: nahi nahi.. lag jayegi..

Yash: Abe yaar.. chadhi kyuuu phir?

Janvi: Mai Chahe Ye Karu Mai Chahe Wo Karu, Meri Marzi!

Yash: of course!

Janvi: tum kere dost ho?

Yash: huh?

Janvi: dost ho?

Yash: pata nahi.. shayad.. dost..

Janvi: dost hoooo? shayad ya pakka? (Loudly)

Yash: pakka pakka.. chaillao mat please.. hu dost hu..

Janvi: Hashh.. accha to ab tum utaro mujhe neeche..

Yash: I should have known.. tera dost banana itna aasan to nahi ho sakta.. accha yaha neeche baith phir uthata hu, okay?

Janvi: Nahi! Mai kyu neeche baithu? Tum mujhe lene upar aao aur phir bandar jaise neeche kudo..

Yash: Huh? Ye ati ho gaya.. ise trick karna padega.. accha chal.. mai upar aata hu aur tujhe uthake neeche kudta hu.. okay?

Janvi: Yessss

Yash: bass ek problem hai

Janvi: kya?

Yash: neeche kudne pe agar fracture vacture ho gaya to apne dost ko tu apni haddi de degi.. chalega?

Janvi: meri haddi?

Yash: haa teri haddi..

Janvi: haww.. nahi nahi.. isase accha to mai khud kud jaati hu