A vendetta against slugs

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My grandma collected some slugs from the garden tonight.
She told me she was going to dispose of them. She filled up the jug
I asked in a joking matter
Gonna burn them alive?
She told me it was the easiest and fastest way
Painless too.
How would you know
You're not the slug.

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