Pjo and HoO Oneshots

Persassy. Perserious. (Percy Jackson)

((A.N, so... heres a special story dedicated to my FABULOUS friend, Its kind of different, because here, its not Percy x Reader, Its Percy x Tassja! Enjoy!))

Tassja's P.O.V

Sometimes, I really wonder if Percy is 8, or 17 years old.

I mean, he calls himself Persassy, for the gods sake, really?

"Ermergerd. Tassja, look, its a duck." he said, pointing at the duck swiming at the lake.

"Um....haha, yeah." I said, sarcastically.

Percy striked his 'signature pose'. Him doing the duck face.

Really? This guy needs some special help.

"Tass, tass, hey, tass, TASS." he said, poking my shoulder.

"Perc, perc, hey, perc, PERC." I replied, poking his cheek.

We walked through the CHB aile, with everyone waving or smiling at us.

Percy waved them back, doing the 'Ms. Universe' wave.

Yep. this guy is 8.

"Percy, can we buy food? I WANT FOOD!" I said.

He didnt reply.

"Percy." you said.

No reply.

"PERC-" then you remembered, he just gonna reply if you call him, Persassy.

"Persassy. Food. Now." I ordered

"WE SHALL GET FOOD! NOW!" He said, pointing at the food shop, doing the duck face.

You walked to the food court, eating your grapes.

"I want chicken." he said.

"No, you should go on a diet." I demanded

"I mean, look at your abs!" I said.

"Wait, ew, no... I meant flabs, flabs, Percy, flabs." 

We both laughed your faces off.

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"Hey, Tass, its a duck." he said.

"DUCK, ITS THE SAME ONE! DUCKYYY!" He jumped up and down.

I walked around CHB, since we guys were the 'Cool Kids', lots of people stared at both of us.

I just smiled at them.

*******

"Hey, do you know, in Greece, if you throw an apple at someone it means you like them or want to marry them?" he said.

"Well, yeah." I replied

He then threw an apple at my head.

"What was tha-" then I realized what he said.

Then he ran off.

"COME BACK HERE, YO-" I yelled.

But, then I grabbed the apple.

And I threw it at his head, "KARMA!" I shouted.

I swear, I saw his face turn into a tomato.

But then, he ran off, laughing like a maniac.

"LOOK, PERSASSY! I FOUND A DUCK!" I said.

He stopped runnning, then went to you.

"Where's the duck??" he asked, panting from running.

"Eh, well...." then I threw another apple.

"What was that for?!" he asked.

"That was for throwing an apple at me!" then I threw another apple.

"And that, was for not telling your feelings for me!" I said.

"Well, I just threw an apple, I didn't say I really like you." he said.

Oh.

"Whatever, I just threw the apple for take-back." I replied.

"Really? I thought you liked me???" he teased.

You grabbed another apple "OH NO, YOU DID'NT!" I said.

Then he pecked my cheek, "QUACK." he said, before running away.

"YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME, IT SUCKS, CHANGE IT TO JACKSON!" he shouted, while running.

WHAT?!?

And I chased him with a sword.

Best relashionship ever.   *SARCASM*    

((A.N hey, sorry, im not good at making comedy XD

Baii))