Canon 1
Paris: dirty old clown!! Where the hell did you run off to coward!!!
Mei: OY! Stop yelling so fuckin' loud!! Its like three in the damn morning asshole!!!
Paul: I AM FROM SLUMBER!!! OH SHIT!!!
Paris: Ivan the kitchens on fire!
Mei: Ian the kitchens on fire!
Soldier: I live!!! Oh fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! AAAAHHH!!!
Paul: Hey spare Soldier stupid Jerk!
Pice: Hands in the fuckin' air what the hell is going on here!!?
Ian: Language! Why on earth are you all so noisy?? Its really early in the morning!
Hansel: What in the world is going on?? Its so early!
Paris: Two fucking dicktwats stole my boxes of cigg thats why! And Soldier's one of them!
Ale: Can people stop yelling?? There are creations sleeping.
Paris: AHA!!! There you are you stupid mother fuck-
Canon 2
Ivan: Aww~ you look so cute Paris.
Paris: You retarded? calling me cute?? The hell.
Servant: Little master Paris you are to be called down stairs.
Paris: Who told you to call me fucking little master 'cause I will kill them.
Yumi: P!!!
Paris: Yumi!
Lily: Yo Paris.
Paris: Yes Lily?
Paul: Look at them! They can talk to Paris easily without threats!!
Dansel: You do know he hates being nicknamed right?
Hansel: How come Yumi gets to call Paris P?
Mei: Paris is attracted to fucking cute things thats why.
Paul: You mean the way Paris just somehow loves small fake mini foods??
Canon 3
Mei: Hey ladies wanna know a fun fact?
Paris: Meician I swear to the creators...
Nora: Whats up with you? Aren't you supposed to be the honest type??
Lily: What fact?
Iris: I sincerely don't believe you.
Mei: Paris can't eat but he just admires fake miniture foods.
Paris: You asshole......
Atsuko: Pfff! You serious??
Lily & Iris: AWWW~!!! Really~???
Mei: Oh that is such a real fun fact~
Yumi:.......
Mei: Yumi's such a snack ain't she~?
Paris: I'm not a fuckin' pedophile bastard.
Nora: Not or isn't?
Paris: Both, for your informations Nora.
Canon 4
Ale: Mei you don't have to flip those pans so ruff.
Mei: I know you like it ruff.
John: OMG!!!! I am outta here you fuckin' couple!
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The dummy's dummy (mafia AU) Probably 2
Fanfiction(2!!? what is this Prick!?) I guess you could say the its the second chapter? No? ok... Anyways please read the first book to understand the story a bit or you should go check out the dummy's dummy from mochamura... Created by: D
