The Adventures to the Avengers

Captain America Can Use Sarcasm?

Kayla and Jessie were up by six, getting on the super suits as they fought a dude that was from California or something and had managed to steal a huge ray gun that had some power that wasn't able to give out pop tarts. Which sucked. Majorly.

"Move, puny girls!" The dude yelled as they dodged a blast.

"I will move away from that gun, holy heads of harpies!" Fantisima yelled as Elementa laughed.

"Fandom reference, high five!" Elementa yelled as she hit the gun with a blast of air, knocking it out of his hands as she flew in and grabbed it, examining it as Fantisima put him away.

"Oh great, you guys steal our thunder again?" Hawkeye groaned as they both rolled their eyes.

"In case you didn't notice, you literally have the Norse god of thunder, Eros," Jessie said as he looked at her strangely.

"My name is Hawkeye. Who's Eros?" He asked as she rolled her eyes.

"I don't think I'm going to tell you and let the American education system figure that one out with you," she said as they dodged a bullet from Black Widow.

"Whoa, stop it!" Fantisima said as she turned invisible, dodging bullets Elementa pouted.

"Yes, because I'm so sure we're going going to stop attacking you people who we don't even know," Captain America said as they both froze.

"Captain America can use sarcasm?" Fantisima said in awe as they both cracked up, wiping tears from their eyes as they dodged his shield.

"Whoa there 'Oh Captain, My Captain,'" Jess snickered as her wings came out. "Later losers. Bring brownies next time, these things get me hungry." They shot up as the other Avengers followed, Thor with his hammer, and the rest following on foot and Hawkeye going crazy with his arrows and bows.

"Good thing he only has, like, eleven," Elementa muttered as she sent down a splash of water on him and sent a small batch of fire towards Stark.

"Ooh, it hit Hawkeye! YOU OWE THE ALS PEOPLE MONEY BRO!" Kayla yelled as they circled around buildings before Jess remembered Kayla's window was open and she flew in, diving under the covers, getting the first half of the suit and mask off as Hawkeye and Natasha came in.

"Yes, Avengers?" Kayla calmly answered, setting down her riveting book.

"Get up guys." Natasha said as sue grabbed Jess's arm as she screeched like a pterodactyl, pulling back.

"NO I AM NOT FULLY CLOTHED." It was an awkward time, but necessary. Oh so necessary.

"Well, uh, meet us in room 618 then for the discussion on the new supers. Bye," Hawkeye blushed as he turned around one last time. "Oh, and what's Eros?"

"You mean who is Eros?" Jessie said slyly as Kayla put up an innocent face.

"Why are you asking?"

"One of the supers called me that," he muttered as they both cracked up.

"E-Eros is a Roman god, the version of Cupid!" Kayla cried with laughter as he scowled, Natasha laughing as well as he stalked out, leaving them to change out of the suits as they sat down at their assigned spots at the meeting. Why, do they have assigned spots? It involved a quarter, a water bottle, and CPR. And after that Kayla wasn't allowed to sit next to Thor and Jessie was banned from sitting next to Hawkeye. Or Thor.

"We all know there are two new superheroes in New York. We need to find out who they are, who they're working for, and what powers they have." Fury said with determination as the girls exchanged looks. This was so bad, it was very nice that both were not those people who laughed when something bad happened.

"We have a resource that their names are Fantisima and Elementa, and they both are in something called 'fandoms,' whatever that is," Agent Hill said as both girls stood up.

"What," Kayla started.

"Are," Jessie said in reply.

"Fandoms?"

"They are a most magical place," Jessie continued, eyes glazing over with fantasies.

"When you love a TV show, book, movie, anything, passionately, there are others like you who have conversations with you on how awesome this couple is, or who should be canon, made real as a fictional couple," Kayla continued as they noticed Fury freezing up.

"And you have ship names! Where your names are mashed together. Like Pepper and Tony's is Pepperony, which is one of the best ship names we've had in a while," Jessie explained with enthusiasm.

"They said holy head harpies. Does this mean anything to you?" Tony asked, still smug that he had a ship name.

"Does it mean anything to me? Does it MEAN ANYTHING TO ME?!" Jessie yelled as she got on the table.

"The Holyhead Harpies were a Hogwarts quidditch team, and Ginny Potter, aka Weasley, played on the team for a few years before raising her kids. Those super girls are life now," Jessie said seriously as she stepped down, breathing heavily as Kayla patted her on the hand.

"Poor thing hasn't been the same since the death." Jessie dissolved into sobs, slowly wiping her tears.

"Oh, which one? Tonks, Remus, Sirius, or Fred?" Dr. Banner asked as she moaned and sobbed again.

"NO!" She wailed as Kayla gave him a sharp, glaring look.

"And this is why we only mention things like this when we are in a room with a couch," Kayla sighed as Jessie stretched her body out over Kayla, Tony, and Fury, who pushed her onto the floor as she clung to his leg, not letting go as she tried to hang on and succeeded, albeit looking like a rag doll.

"How do I get her off?" He hissed as Kayla rolled her eyes.

"You attach her to something different until she calms down." Fury detached her arms as she wrapped her body around his, looking like a small child as he shoved her onto Banner, who just kind of sat there, looking at her.

"You might be there for thirty minutes or maybe even two hours; hope you didn't have any plans!" Kayla shouted as she clanged the door behind her, leaving Bruce to deal with a sobbing fangirl, which was worse than babysitting a horde of two year olds.

By the time someone saw him, Jessie was acting as a belt, clinging to his shirt as she sniffled and wailed her woes of the dead characters.