Wedding Crashers

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Jessie was helping Kayla into her wedding dress, straightening out the fabric, making sure everything was as perfect as it could be. When they escaped, she wanted it to be in style.

"You got a plan, right?" Kayla asked, looking into Jessie's eyes. Jessie had regained her speech, being silent to Loki.

"I have two. The first is so that we get out of here safely and soundly, and Loki gets punishment for however long he can. The second is in case you're in danger," Jessie said, tightening the ribbon on the back. Loki had picked the dress, and it was a monstrosity.

Jessie had a simple yellow Asgardian dress on, as people rushed around.

The doors opened. Film was rolling. Kayla walked to the altar, seeing her face. It didn't look very attractive.

"See, Avengers, what happens to your precious toys. A lot of people take them away, and now its all your fault," Loki was carrying on with his monologue, failing to notice the pale and bony hand of Jessie rapidly signing. But everyone else saw it.

"She's signing the location," Natasha said, writing down the letters in a hurry. "She knew what Loki would be doing. Tony, Bruce, get Colton and Adam. We need them." The Avengers suited up, getting the location. It was an abandoned building about four miles north of where they were. It had been so close. And now, the girls were coming home.

Loki kept the matrimony ceremony going faster and faster, and the priest had almost sealed the deal.

"Loki, wait," Jessie said, stopping the ceremony.

"What, you insolent girl?!" He hissed.

"Wouldn't it make sense to drag this out? Somehow, I bet you anything the Avengers are watching. God knows they're going to see this. If you really want to rattle them, draw it out. Give her affection. It gives you control, dominance over them," Jessie explained, hoping her plan would work. The Avengers were already on their way, she knew this, and Kayla would get killed the instant they got in. So, Jessie had to distract the villain.

"And why are you helping me?" Loki asked, brow furrowed in confusion.

"Because, I realized just how useless they are. Banner doesn't have a single finger on his anger, Stark is way too overconfident about everything, Clint and Natasha can't do anything, and Thor and Captain America sent even belong in this era. Seriously. You should be the ruler of the world, not them." Okay, so she was lying through her teeth. But she was really hoping it would work.

"I like you more and more," he said, chuckling as he brought his fingers to her chin. "Why don't you come and be the queen with me? We can demolish the Avenger you most desire to kill," Loki said, as she shivered.

"I don't think she'll be doing that," Tony said, suit on.

Loki turned to Kayla, accusatory expression.

"You did this!" He raised his staff, as Jessie jerked it towards her with wraps of ivy, staggering.

"That's the thing, Loke my bloke. Nature always finds a way to get to you," Jessie said, staggering back. "And sometimes, in the worst ways." Both Hulks came smashing through, breaking Loki. He couldn't breathe, and Thor looked at his once much loved brother.

"You are no man," he said, thunder rolling. "You should've never come back, Loki Laufeyson."

Kayla felt lightheaded as she was engulfed in a hug, Colton looking at her with tears.

"Don't you ever leave again."

She pushed past him to get to Jessie, who was coughing badly. Her stomach was red as Kayla called hoarsely to Fury.

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