Loki and I

Bad Impressions (S1 E2)

"Oh, Celestiaaaaa!" I scream down the hallway, poking my head out my bedroom door.

When I get no answer, I begin trotting up and down corridors, screeching her name to my heart's content. A grey unicorn guard comes up to me. "Ms Assface," he starts, but I interrupt him.

"DON'T YOU FLUCKING DARE CALL ME BY MY LAST NAME, OK! YOU KNOW HOW SENSITIVE I AM!" I yell into his face. His golden helmet falls off, clattering on the ground.

He curls up into a ball, rocking back and forth, tears flowing comically from his eyes as he sucks his hoof. "Waaaa! I want my mommy!" He bellows.

"Me too!" I cry, joining him on the floor, "And I want my iPad!"

The two white pegasus guards standing outside a large, yellow door both look at us as we cry. "What's an iPad?" The grey unicorn wails as we both start to roll in front of the pegasus guards, my eyes derping. They back away slowly.

"Would you two mind closing your mouths?" We both hear a muffled yell from behind the door we are crying in front of.

I recognise the voice instantly. "Lerki!" I screech.

"It's Loki! And no, I'm not in here!" He yells.

I burst into tears again, grabbing the grey unicorn guard. I have him locked in a very tight hug, sobbing into his neck. "Loki isn't here!" I cry, shaking him by the shoulders,

The guard's eyes dart around. It doesn't look like I plan on letting go anytime soon. All of a sudden, Princess Celestia comes trotting towards us.

"Rosie Burrito Chuckito Assface," she starts, keeping a straight face.

"AAAAAAH!" I scream and dive into the floor, instantly regretting it because I bashed my nose on the marble.

Celestia rolls her eyes and clears her throat as I rub my now bruised nose. "Rosie. Remember the job you had?" She asks me.

"Well, yes, but I can't find Loki," I reply, flapping my wings so I can hover weightlessly.

The Princess face-hoofs and opens the doors behind me, beckoning for me to follow inside. The room is rectangular, with bronze walls and flooring with detailed patterns carved into it. In the very centre, however, is a glass cell.

It looks more like a fishbowl to me, with its' circular shape, being situated in the middle of the room. Unnaturally white light glows from above the cell like an incubator, a single bench at the side of the prison.
Beside the cell looks like a control box of some sort. (Where'd Equestria even get this technology?) And, who might be on that bench? Why, Loki!

"Loki!" I cry, galloping up to the glass and smooshing my face against it, "I came back for you!"

Loki folds his arms. No cuffs this time. But he doesn't look the least bit happy. And why is he wearing what looks to be green battle armour? Geez, those clothes look really thick, thank Celestia I don't have to wear them. Or anything, for that matter.

"This prison isn't very hospitable," he complains to Celestia, totally ignoring me, "At least in Asgard, I'd get a book or something."

My eyes dart over the cell. "And where the hell is he supposed to poop?" I turn to the princess.

"Silence, prisoner!" Celestia shouts, attempting to be intimidating. Meanwhile, she completely ignores me.

"You think I'm afraid of you?" Loki teases, getting up and walking over to the glass in front of Celestia. "How could I be so afraid you? I've seen far more threatening things than a multicoloured horse."