Loki and I

Guess What?(S1 E4)

I kick open the doors.

"LOKI LOKI LOKI!" I scream, rushing into the room.

Loki jumps up from his seat. "What? What is it?"

I skid to a halt in front of the cell.  "Guess what?" I smile, looking at him side-on. The tips of my hooves bounce excitedly..

"You're mad and I'm not?" He answers sarcastically.

"Psch. No. C'mon, guess guess guess!"

"Uh... I don't know. What?"

"No, you have to guess first!" I whine.

Loki rolls his eyes. "I am not going to do that," he looks away.

"Fine, you'd never be able to guess anyway," I pout, crossing my arms.

"Now hold on a second," he starts, making direct eye contact. It almost scares me.

~Le three hours later~

I lie on my back. Loki's still pacing back and forth around his cell. He's rather persistent, guessing and guessing what the answer is. He's been at it for hours, at least. That's admirable, but annoying.

"Has Odin changed his mind and agreed to set me free?"

"No."

"Are you going to install a bathroom in my chambers?"

"No."

Loki brushes his fingers over his neck. "Has your ruler sentenced me to death?" He asks, a small wobble in his voice.

"No," I sigh.

"Has Thor come to kill me?"

"Nooooo," I grumble. "I'll give you a hint. Nopony wants to kill you. Let it go."

"Does Odin-"

"No!" I interrupt, jumping up. "No, none of those answers are right!"

"Then what is it you wanted to tell me?" Loki raises his voice.

I suck in a breath. "Well... how do I say this? Um..."

"Well? TELL ME!" Loki demands.

"You're not going to like this, but..."

"Yes, yes?" He leans forward in anticipation.

"We're out of chocolate pudding," I wince in reply.

Loki drops to his knees. "Wha....?" He squints at me in disbelief.

"WE'RE OUT OF PUDDING!" I cry, pressing my face unattractive against the glass.

Loki throws his head back in greif.

"NOOOOOO!"

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NOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE CHOCOLATE PUDDING? WHAT KIND OF A UNIVERSE IS THIS!?

If you want to blame anyone, blame Rosie. She's the one who ate it all.

Apologies that it's short. I just had to do this.

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