Loki and I

The Amazing Burrito Mare Pt. 1 (S1 E7) *SPECIAL*

Burrito Wednesday. The okay sequel to Taco Tuesday.

And where am I on this wondrous occasion? In the cafeteria with my best friend, Zoe, who's staying in Canterlot for a week or so. So, naturally, we are scoffing down tomatoey beans and left over taco mix from yesterday wrapped in flavourless, flat bread stuff that I don't really care about.

Zoe chuckles as she lines several burritos up on our table and slams her arm on them, sending the burrito mix splattering all over me. I squeal and freeze in shock. "Oh, you did not!" I giggle, wiping the spicy mixture from my eyes.

I quickly line up more burritos on my side of the table and squirt the insides all over her lavender coat and shaggy, neon blue mane. She squeals. "Oh, yes I di-id!" she laughs as she flings a burrito at me from her plate.

I dodge it, but only barely as the squishy burrito whizzes by my face. The other ponies and guards watch, slowly backing out the room as the beginning of the burrito battle unfolds.

Zoe begins throwing burritos at me, and I shield my face with my undersized wings. Sure, they're smaller than usual, but they help. I take a few steps back and whip several burritos from the counter onto the undersides of my wings. Zoe's eyes widen. "You wouldn't," she says slowly and cautiously.

I raise an eyebrow and smirk. "I would," I say slowly and evilly, before I begin spinning around rapidly, the burritos flying everywhere and landing like bombs. Only the explosions are more... red.

Zoe screams and tries to shield her eyes with her hooves, before making her horn glow and catching some of the falling burritos with her light green magic. I stop spinning and pant slowly, before screeching as three burritos come flying at my face, courtesy of Zoe and her magic. I gallop away frantically, dodging two burritos but receive a mighty blow of tomato sauce on the back of my head from the third burrito.

Everything seems to go in slo mo now as I yell, "Noooo!" And trip, face planting into the ground which is now covered in burrito sauce.

Zoe has a determined look on her face as she materialises burritos out of nowhere using her magic and pelting them at me. I laugh and scream at the same time like a maniac, until I eventually get fed up and punch and oncoming burrito that otherwise would have hit me in the eye. My eyes narrow as I sit in the chunky pile of mushed up and squished burritos I'm now sitting in. My head snaps suddenly in Zoe's direction and start beating my wings, sending burrito mix flying at Zoe.

She squeals and gallops away, but I just flap my wings harder and the sauce goes a further distance. "Stop! Stop, AAAH!" Zoe screams between giggles.

I spring off my legs and tackle her to the ground, giggling as we wrestle. "Never!" I chuckle.

"Rosie Burrito Chuckito Assface!" Yells Princess Celestia.

We pause and turn slowly to her, wide eyed. Oh, crap. However, my name is a little ironic. I don't really feel like throwing myself into a rage, right now. "Ehehehe... oops?" I gulp and jump off Zoe, standing up straight as Celestia's eyes run over the mess we've made.

"Clean this up!" She yells, closing her eyes, before turning around and walking back out. "And once you've finished, report to my throne room!" She throws over her shoulder.

Zoe turns to me. "We're in trouble," she says, almost singing it.

"Wow, ya think?" I sigh.

After we finish cleaning up, we make our way to the throne room worriedly, the expressions on our faces proving it. I really feel terrible when I let Celestia down. Especially when my sister, Twilight, could do the same thing and get a softer punishment.