I squirt a yellow 'X' on Zoe's chest with my mustard sauce and do the same to myself. "That's how we tell each other apart. Got it?" I say firmly and Zoe nods. "Okay, try to set the princesses free. I'll hold 'em off as long as I can," I instruct.
Zoe's face falls. "But... you dont have enough ammunition... you'll be killed..." she half whispers.
I give her a sad smile and a tight hug. "Don't worry about me... just... please," I say softly, my voice breaking as I slip my chilli sauce bottle taped on my hoof into hers.
Zoe closes her eyes and exhales a breath. "Okay," she finally says.
I nod once and flap my small wings, skimming just above the furious changelings. They snap up at me angrily and I drop more and more burritos in the crowd. It proves a little bit affective, but then several changelings begin to fly up and begin tackling me to the ground. I slide out and canter away as fast as I can, until they corner me. I aim my mustard sauce bottle at them and squeeze, but nothing comes out.
I reach behind to grab another burrito, but I'm out of ammo. My pupils dilate. Oh, fudge nuts.
Before the prowling creatures are just about to jump at me, an evil laugh tears through the air. "Stop!" It screeches.
All the changelings pause and make a pathway for the one, the only, Queen Chrysalis. I gulp, my ears flattening on my head. Wait, no. This isn't me, I'm fearless... aren't I?
I spread my wings out and puff up my chest, a determined look on my face. "Back for another round?" I say cheekily as I take note of her one red eye.
I hear Zoe call my name and my eyes land on her. She's trying to use magic to disintegrate the gooey gross stuff. She throws me a small dagger. It clatters on the ground next to me, and I quickly pick it up with my mouth. I don't know where or how she got it, but it's convenient to the plot, so...
A sneer crosses Chrysalis's face. "What do you plan to do? Butter me to death?" She smirks and I take a cautious step back.
All at once, Zoe's magic releases Twilight, Celestia and Luna. Changelings begin to attack them, so they fight them off with their magic in awesome slo mo as Zoe kneels down and tries to free some other guards.
The room erupts into battle again and Chrysalis lunges at me. I jump back, but now my back's pressed against the white wall, my dagger dropping to the ground as I accidentally let go of it in shock. Chrysalis chuckles, getting all in my face so I can smell her breath, which smells like rotting meat and lavender.
"Oh, Rosie Burrito Chuckito Assface," she sneers, "Yes, I know your ridiculous name." My pupils go tiny. The trigger words. She just said them. Don't. Hold. Back.
I muster all the strength I have and push her forward, yelling, "Yah!"
She stumbles back, taken by surprise. I scoop up my dagger and slash it across her chest. Green pus oozes out of the fresh wound. Chrysalis screams, and in a last minute decision, just after I raise my hoof to hit her, she blocks the punch, pressing my hoof against the wall.
Suddenly, my whole arm begins to shake as black creeps over it. My once peachy foreleg is now turning into a long, black, holely leg, the main source of the transformation is from Chrysalis's contact. It looks just like a changeling's... but... how can that...?
She looks at me wide eyed, and I return the look as the effect begins creeping up to my chest, but I hear a yell from behind her.
It's Loki! He tackles her from the side, but she kicks him in the stomach and sends him flying across the room.
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Loki and I
FanfictionLoki has been banished to live the next 1000 years in the magical land of Equestria, where a very odd pegasus finds him. She THINKS they're friends. Good luck to Loki. Get set for an adventure packed with eye rolling, arm folding and sighing in fr...