Too Tired To Care (S1 E28)

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After like, two hours of trying to teach the Avengers how to walk, (Because, even though they didn't trust me, they sure as hell wouldn't have let Loki near them, magic or no magic) I herd them out the doors and into the hallway.

"Wait!" Loki calls, galloping up to the glass to be as close as possible to it without actually touching it. I pause in the doorway, turning my head towards him. "What... what about me?"

I smile like an idiot, squealing like one, too. Then I immediately calm down with a straight face, staring at him. "Sure, why not?" I shrug.

Sure, letting the Avengers' greatest enemy have a sleepover with them. What could possibly go wrong?

I press the green button on the control box, which opens the cell doors. Loki steps out, trotting up to me while I wait in the doorway.

He stops when he reaches me, facing me. "I'm a little excited, really. This is, well... about the only sleepover I've ever had," he mumbles the last part out shyly.

I poke my tongue out, making a 'pbbt' noise and staring up at him. I never actually noticed how tall he is until now. Maybe it's the alicorn horn.

I pull a determined face at him, nodding firmly once. "You ready?" I ask.

"Ehehe... I was born ready," Loki grins, showing his white teeth.

"Hey, guys!" I call the the Avengers, who are all still standing around in the hallway for some reason. They all turn to me, their expressions darken when they see Loki next to me. "Loki's coming, too! Isn't that great?!"

"Yeah... great," Tony rolls his eyes.

"This is wonderful, brother!" Thor smiles, clapping his hooves together happily.

"Oh for heaven's sake," Loki sighs as he follows me through the group to the front to lead everyone to my room.

"Well, I know I'm excited because this is my very first group sleepover. Normally I just have my traditional monthly sleepovers with Zoe," I say to everyone while they follow me down the hallway. We make it to my door. I put my hoof on the door handle, "So, I know that Loki has been sort of a prick...ly pear to you all in some way or another, can we all just try to get along? Please?"

Clint sighs, then nods. "Fine," he mumbles hesitantly. Everypony else makes their own 'alright's and 'fine's and sighs of 'oh my god I can't believe I'm doing this'. Except for Thor, who nods happily.

"Okay~, well, now that that's settled," I push my door open, trotting in, everypony else following me in, glancing around. "It's not always this clean, so you guys are lucky Zoe teleported you here when she did. Either way, I'm still not going to try and clean up."

"Speaking of Zoe," Loki says to me, "Where did she go?"

"I dunno," I shrug, "Probably in another dimension."

"So, what are we going to do?" Redhead asks. I still haven't picked up her name.

"Ooh! Ooh! Let's play truth or dare!" I exclaim.

"No!" Everyone exclaims in unison.

"Spin the bottle?" Tony suggests, looking around.

"But there are only two girls here," Captain America retorts.

Tony raises both his eyebrows up and down at him. "So?"

Suddenly, Zoe teleports in between the two with a blast of green magic, screaming, "STONY SHIPPING FTW!!!"

"Uh... Stony?" I repeat, confused. It's funny because I'm about the only one who isn't fazed by the fact that Zoe just appeared out of nowhere in my bedroom.

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