5 Seconds of Summer

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I had a lot of fun writing this so I hope you have as much fun reading this. I wrote this in AP World History and I was getting weird stares because I kept laughing

Enjoy!!

(Edited👍)

|Group Convos With 5SOS|

Lukeyboo: CALUM JUST POKED ME IN THE EYE WITH HIS BONER!!! SOMEBODY HELP IT!!!HURTTSSS!!

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Told you to keep your face away from there

You: I SHIP IT FOREVER!!! ❤️❤️#cake🎂

InhumanlyCuteAshton: Is that why you screamed?!? Singers are always the loudest

You: Oh is that why you love Mikey? ;)

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: Leave me the hell outta this!

You: But we need you! Luke just got his eye gouged out by Calum's crazily long dick and Ashton thinks singers do it the loudest!

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: Oh my god I'm sorry, I had no idea srsly stahp!

Lukeyboo: I need a cuddle buddy :-(

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: God you're so clingy like srsly you're stupid

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: doN'T BE MEAN TO MY LUCAS

You: Oh no I'm sorry you mean my Lucas

You: I'll cUDDLE WITH YOU

Lukeyboo: Well then get up here I'm cold :-((((

You: Wait hold the hell up... you're in my house??? tf

InhumanlyCuteAshton: We all are. You have nice underwear

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: Especially the lacey ones ;)

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: And the matching bras

Lukeyboo: But they'd all look better on the floor ;-)

You: Omg Lucas stahp!

Lukeyboo: Sorry too late bb

You: I hate all of you

InhumanlyCuteAshton: Looks like Luke won't just be stealing Cal's underwear #crossdresser

You: I think it's one of his weird fetishes #Kinky

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: #LukesAFreak

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: No Michael it's #LukesADragQueen

Lukeyboo: You're all wrong it's #LukesConfused

You: Omg Lucas, no that's not something you admit sweetie.

You: But I'm here to talk if you need it jk

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: It all makes sense now!!! caKE IS REAL OMfG CAL iS ThE ExPeriMeNT

Lukeyboo: ;-)

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: ;) We've been caught

Lukeyboo: Might as well come clean

You: WELL WHAT DID THAT MAKE ME LUKE!!

Lukeyboo: My bae that's behind Calum

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: THREESOME!!!

You: Don't say that because it might make Ashton excited

InhumanlyCuteAshton: I wanna join! #4some

You: #no #sorrynotsorry #2isEnough #Maybe3 #ButOnlyForCake

You: Speaking of cake I want some

Lukeyboo: We already have that planned that's what the threesome was about silly #SometimesShesATotalBlonde

[No hate to blondes never actually met a dumb one actually]

You: I meant food Lucas

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Well I mean if you wanna call us food then that's fine

You: I s2g you guys are idiots

InhumanlyCuteAshton: I think this is entertaining

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: You guys are weird

Lukeyboo: Says the guy with colorful hair

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids: SHUT UP! I'm so done with you guys

WishesHeCouldBeLikeTheCoolKids Left the conversation

InhumanlyCuteAshton: Then there were 4 now we can have that #4Some

You: As tempting as that sounds #no

InhumanlyCuteAshton: :( I'm going to go cry now

InhumanlyCuteAshton Left the conversation

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Now we're all alone let's get it on ;)

Lukeyboo: So how should we start, a little foreplay, some dress up ooh I wanna be the cop and (Y/N) can be the naughty robber ;-)

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Well what can I be?

You: Invisible #bye

Lukeyboo: #thatsMyBaby

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Fine! Well I'll just go since I'm obviously not wanted here

You: #YoureReallyNotWanted

Lukeyboo: #YouWontBeMissed

You: #Bye

Lukeyboo: #IStillLoveYouCal

You: #Idont

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: I love you too Lucas ;* (Y/N) I don't love you

You: But you really do though☺️

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Not really

You: :( fine the feeling mutual

You: Jk I don't care because I stILL LOVE YOU

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: I love you too

Lukeyboo: Hey! Cal she's mine

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian: Whatever you guys are weird

AsianThatsNotActuallyAsian Left the conversation

Lukeyboo: Now it's just you an me baby

You: Good, they were #annoying

Lukeyboo: #agreed

Lukeyboo: Am I the only one that #horny

You: Well I'm not sure, I think so

Lukeyboo: You're lying because I know I make you #TurnedOn

You: Maybe you do, Maybe you don't

Lukeyboo: Meet you in my room in a Half hour?

You: Why a half hour?

Lukeyboo: I'm in your house so it's gonna take me a while to get home, and we'll be #allnight

You: Will we be #DrunkInLove

Lukeyboo: Hell Yeah! #TheNeighborsWillKnowMyName

You:Shouldn't they already? I mean they're your neighbor

Lukeyboo: Whatever who cares

You: Are you gonna #DiveIn

Lukeyboo: You know me so well #BabyGirlHoldYourBreath

You: #IllBringTheCondoms

Lukeyboo: #IGotTheHandcuffs

You: #RemeberTheCostumes

Lukeyboo: #MuscularCop

You: #NaughtyRobber

Lukeyboo: I love you babe

You: I love you more Be there in 30

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HI

I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️

CAILIN😘

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