1st Person
Summer and I were just chilling in a bakery, eating sweets as usual. It fucking sucks. I was just sitting there, holding my stomach.
You: Cyka blyat, why did you make me eat so many?
Summer: *Eats cookie whole* Oh don't be such a crybaby! Look at me. 45 and eating like a certain 15 year old.
You: By the way, she has a girlfriend.
Summer: SHE DOES!? WHO IS IT!
You: An old friend of mine. She took a liking to him and vice versa.
Summer: OOOOOO! I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MORE GRANDCHILDREN!
You: MOM!
Summer: Oh sweetie, you don't have to tell me. Just make sure to not use protection.
You: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
By this time everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, was looking at us like we said "If you're homeless, just buy a house".
You: *Sigh* Let's, let's just go now.
Summer: *Giggles* As long as you give me grandchildren!
I groan and walk out of the bakery. I left 100000 lien on the table for charges and a certain someone buying 10000 cookies.
You: *Sigh* That's a dent in my wallet.
Summer: *Giggles* Well you did say to get whatever I wanted~
You: But I didn't say to BUY A MILLION COOKIES!
Summer: What? I can't help it, I love cookies.
You: IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME BROKE!
(Timeskip)
We were sitting in the cafeteria, talking to Tallon and Ruby.
Ruby: ............... And that's how we got together! *Smiles awkwardly*
Tallon: YeP.
Summer: Awww! It's just like my books!
You: Hang on a fucking minute, what books?
Summer: These books. *Pulls out Ninjas of Love*
You: *Takes away books as Tallon covers Ruby's eyes* NO! NOT THESE BOOKS!
Tallon uncovers Ruby's eyes and looks at Summer.
Tallon: The fuck were you thinking, mate?
Summer: I don't know! I'm just having fun! I thought you two already did it!
You/Tallon/Ruby: OUM DAMN IT!
(Timeskip)
I was sitting in my room, deciding to have Ruby take care of Summer for the time being, I just hope they don't go-
Summer/Ruby: *Barged through the door* CAN WE BORROW YOUR WALLET!
You: GET THE HELL OUT! NO! YOU'RE NOT GETTING COOKIES AT THIS HOUR! IT'S FUCKING MIDNIGHT!! LET ME SLEEP!!!!
Ruby: Ojay. *Looks sad* *Sniffle* Plwease? *Gives puppy eyes*
Summer: Plwease? *Also giving puppy eyes*
You: *Inhale* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS! If you get it cookie for you. If you don't get it. *Smiles sadistically* Imma have to kill ya chief. See Ya 🤗
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Absolute Insanity (Abused Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is my first story, constructive criticism is advised also I don't own anything unless I say RWBY: Rank 92 (2/28/19)