Trouble Fox

Rainbows

Lets skip Herbology because I don't have a bunch of time now.

Brittany yawned as she walked to her next class.

"DADA. Well, this should be fuuuun."

Brittany rolled her eyes. She and Hermione entered the class room and found their seats.

"Well, this should be easy."

Brittany said as she saw a bunch of portraits of Lockhart. She saw Harry and Ron enter last. Lockhart swished down the stairs.

"Gilderoy Lockhart. Order of Merlin, Second class. Multiple time winner of witch weekly's most charming smile award."

He smiled.

"But I didn't get rid of a banshee by smiling at him!"

He feebly laughed at his joke. Hermione sighed.

"Earth to Hermione. Earth to Hermione!"

Brittany waved a hand in front of Hermione's face.

"Now, lets start with a little test!"

Lockhart passed out some papers.

'What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?'

Brittany took one look at the paper.

"Nope, not doing this junk."

She answered random answers, occasionally looking over at Hermione's paper. When she finished, she passed up the paper and waited to find out exactly how bad she failed.

"Tut, tut, no one seemed to remember my favorite color was lilac. Except for Ms. Hermione Granger, Ms. Granger, full marks!"

"Show off."

Brittany joking said to Hermione. She mockingly smiled back. This class was going to he boring.

MAGICAL TIME PASSING CAUSE TIME IS JUST A BIG BALL OF WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY STUFF SO I CAN MESS WITH IT

CAUSE I'M A TIMELORD 'KAY?

Brittany was doing some 'homework' in the common room. She was planning a way to easily pass Lockhart's class without ever actually reading any of his books. Hermione was constantly talking about how amazing he was. Brittany started humming a muggle song.

"What cha doing?"

To identical voices came from behind her.

"Humming."

"That's boring."

"Not when its Fall Out Boy."

Brittany turned around and saw the Weasley twins. Knew it.

"Time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start so dance alone to the beat of your heart!"

Brittany continued to sing.

"And I'll raise you like a PHEONIX!"

She amazingly hit the last note.

"Owwwww your high notes hurt!"

Fred whined.

"Haha. So have you had Lockhart yet? I had to take a quiz about him today. Heads up: he won't take to become a rainbow unicorn as an answer for his greatest ambition."

Brittany said.

"Aw, that's exactly what I was thinks of!"

George said in mock sadness.

"But, you know, if you want top marks you can always put !Rainbows! in full caps and multi colors."

Fred laughed.

"I'll make note of that."

Brittany smiled.

Warning: this does not work do not try this at home Fred and George are professional mischief makers, while Lee Jordan and Brittany Potter are only amateurs compared to them, only those last four mentioned have even dared to try this. IT DOES NOT WORKS. Oh and all the lyrics belong to Fall Out Boy.