Brittany was cleaning up the papers and instructions while Fred, George, and Lee went off to do "homework" or something. Harry walled in the common room freaked out.
"Oh hey...that's right. How'd your date with Lockhart go?"
Brittany asked.
"You answer his fan mail for hours and see if you can joke about that."
Harry said.
"But listen, I need to tell you something."
Hermione bounded up to them just then.
"Harry!"
Harry shushed her.
"This is really important. There was something in the walls tonight, saying Kill rip tear....I want to kill...."
Harry look freaked.
"That's not normal. Even in the wizarding world, Harry, hearing voices are bed."
Hermione looked scared.
"And Ron's still barfing slugs over the trophies."
Brittany laughed.
"Cause that makes everything better. Barfing slugs....barfing slugs. RON DISEASE. RON HAS RON DISEASE."
Harry and Hermione rolled their eyes and walked away. At that moment Fred and George decided to hear why she said about Ron.
"Wait, what does our little brother have?"
George asked.
"RON disease. It's rare. Symptoms include excessive use of the term 'Bloody Hell'"
"He says that a lot"
"Don't interrupt me. And barfing slugs."
Fred laughed.
"You made that up just now, didn't you?"
"No, I didn't."
Fred and George had serious expressions on their faces.
"I made it up last year around exams. It's fairly new."
"Gosh, Brit, you scared us. RON disease?"
"Yep. RON DISEASE."
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Trouble Fox
FanficBrittany Potter was very quiet. Quiet and small. Mouse-like as her brother, Harry, put it. She wished for a life away from trouble in an area where most people hated her. Then the letters come. Brittany goes off to a magical school to find that esca...
