BTS Imagines 2 [REWRITING]

BTS Crack Imagine (I was bored)

Published: April 2, 2019
Rewritten: November 13, 2024

Word count: 1,200

Since y'all said I should go ahead and publish this and that you "actually wanna read it" I decided to publish the crack imagine. Good luck 💀
This just a joke and not meant to be taken seriously and is supposed to be cringe

DO NOT read or interact if you're under 14

"Y/n!" A distant voice yelled, but loud enough to partially wake you up.
Your brows furrowed, thinking you were just dreaming.
"Y/n!" Your name was exclaimed louder and coming from directly above you.
Opening your eyes, you saw your eomma standing over you with a look of distaste. She always had that expression on her face, she hated you.
"What?" You snapped grouchily.
"Get up and pack your bags."
"Wae?" You questioned, sitting upright.
"I sold you."
"Mwo? Wae would you do that?" You shouted angrily.
"I need money, so I sold you to some rich Asian guys called BTS."
"You what?"
"Your flight leaves in an hour." She said, leaving you alone in your room without saying another word.
You sat there, letting everything sink in.
BTS?
You couldn't believe it, your eomma sold you to your favorite K-pop group! It was just like the stories you read on Wattpad!

You got out of bed and went to your closet, picking out your favorite cropped K-pop hoodie with a finger heart on it and high waisted skinny jeans. You slipped on your edgy black Vans and threw your hair into a messy bun. You only put on mascara and lip balm because you didn't wear a lot of makeup, you're not like other girls haha. Everyone liked wearing a face full of makeup, but not you. You were different.

Your bag was packed very fast because your eomma hardly bought you anything and you didn't have a lot of personal stuff.
"I can't believe I'm moving to Korea and meeting BTS oppars!" You squealed to yourself and grabbed your duffle.

Your eomma dropped you off at the airport, not saying goodbye and speeding away. You walked into the building and your phone started to ring.
"Yeoboseyo? Uh, I mean, hello. Who's there?"