Okay before you flip out at the title just read oml lmao
"Peter Benjamin Parker. Where are my powdered donuts?" Tony demands, strolling into the kitchen. Peter's eyes widen and he chews faster. "No idea." Comes his muffled response.
Natasha raises her eyebrows. "Then, what's on your face?" She asks. His eyes widen and he looks over at his fellow spider that he didn't realize was in the room. "That's cocaine."
Clint bursts out laughing and Peter spins around, wondering how two people had come in without him noticing. "Parker, did you eat my fucking donuts?" Tony growls. Peter swallows, his heart beating furiously.
"I seriously have no idea. I was just... eating cocaine." The teen lies with wide eyes. Tony raises his brows. "Eating coke? Thta's not how that works." The billionaire points out, crossing his arms.
"Yeah, that would kill a normal person and probably hospitalize you." Bruce says, strolling into the room. Peter starts sweating nervously, standing and slowly backing away as Tony inches forward.
"Did I say cocaine? I meant powedered sugar." Peter says with a nervous chuckle. "So, the stuff that's on powdered donuts, then?" Tony asks drily. Peter's eyes widen even more.
"Pshhh I must've mixed myself up. I didn't mean powdered sugar. I definitely meant cocaine." He squeaks. Then he turns and sprints down the hall, Tony yelling and chasing after him.
"Call my suit!" Tony yells, the metal forming around him instantly. Peter squeaks in indignation and looks down at the webshooter on his wrist and the window he's about to crash into.
Tony's eyes widen. "Peter, no! We're a hundred floors up!" The billionaire cries. Peter, however, doesn't care. The young spider opens the window and flings himself out, laughing hysterically at his mentor's horrified screams and the feeling of almost falling to his death.
He shoots a web and swings away, unaware of Tony lying on the floor of Avengers tower having a heart attack.
Okay it's short but I absolutely loved writing this
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irondad & spiderson oneshots
Fanfictioni was going to go through and edit all of this but actually i have decided i don't want to so just try and pretend it doesn't look like it was written by a 12yo (it was)
