Flash keeps picking on Peter and he's finally had enough of it. He jumps up on his desk and spins around. "IM SPIDER-MAN YOU CANT MESS WITH ME!" He yells and picks Flash up. Then he Yeets him out the window and runs away.
He goes to Stark Tower and crawls on the ceiling inside. He screeches when he sees Tony. "IS THIS TINY STANK?!" He asks loudly. Tony has a heart attack and dies, so Peter Yeets the body out the window.
"What the fuck?!" Steve screams when he walks in. "GO AWAY SHMAPTAIN SHMERICA!" Peter yells, drop kicking Steve out the window. The next thing he knows, Shuri runs in with a can of Axe spray. "I hope this kills spiders!" She cries, spraying him.
Peter falls of the ceiling and suddenly has fabulous hair and clothes. "Hi my name Is Chad and i'm FABULOUS!" He screeches. Shuri shrugs. "Okay, let's go Chad." She says and they jump on a Unicorn and ride into the sunset.
I don't know why I made this.
YOU ARE READING
irondad & spiderson oneshots
Fiksi Penggemari was going to go through and edit all of this but actually i have decided i don't want to so just try and pretend it doesn't look like it was written by a 12yo (it was)
