hey sorry for those of you that want a part 2 of Better, I just don't really feel like writing it
"Mister Stark?" Peter asked.
The billionaire glanced up from his work. "Yeah kid?" He responded distractedly.
"If I was a body part, I think I'd be, like. . . Hip."
Tony gave him a blank stare. "No you're an ass."
Peter sqwuacked indignantly. "Well you're- you're- you're. . ." He trailed off sadly, not able to think of anything.
Tony snickered and Peter gasped, his eyes wide.
"Wait, Peter no-"
"Well, you're a di-"
That's it, that's the chapter
YOU ARE READING
irondad & spiderson oneshots
Hayran Kurgui was going to go through and edit all of this but actually i have decided i don't want to so just try and pretend it doesn't look like it was written by a 12yo (it was)
