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"Hey boss lady," Solange said as she and Zendaya walked into my office.
"Hey guys," I said as I typed on my laptop.
"What are you doing?," Zendaya asked me.
"Clearly working. What are you two doing here? I'm really busy," I replied.
"We can't come visit our big sister at work?," Zendaya asked me.
"Yeah, but like I said, I'm really busy. I don't really have time to chat. I've got important things to do," I told them.
"Okay, what the hell is wrong with you? Who pissed in your cereal this morning?," Solange asked.
"What nonsense are you talking about Solange?," I asked her.
"What's with your damn attitude?," Zendaya asked me.
"I don't have an attitude, and if you've come here to argue with me, you can just go. I don't have time for any more stress in my life right now," I told them.
"Girl, why the hell are you so uptight? You need to calm down, catching an attitude with me. I didn't do shit to you. I'm bout to call Jay out here to dick you down and get rid of this attitude," Solange told me.
"I doubt he would. He's been so busy with work lately that the only thing he can do is come home and go to sleep," I replied.
"Oh, so that's the problem?," Solange asked me.
"What?," I questioned.
"You're mad because you haven't been getting any dick lately," Solange told me.
"I am not. I know that he has to work," I replied.
"Yeah, but you're not used to Jay not being around when you want him to be, not used to him not dicking you down whenever you want. You're addicted to Jay's dick, and you're going through withdrawals," Solange said.
"Okay. First of all, I'm not a sex addict. Second of all, I'm not going through withdrawals," I told them.
"I should call Dickaholics Anonymous for you," Solange replied.
"I just miss him. Is that a crime?," I asked them.
"When you take it out on us, yes," Zendaya answered.
"I'm sorry. Maybe I am a little wound up-," I started before Zendaya cut me off.
"A little?," she questioned.
"Okay a lot, but it's been almost three weeks, and I'm used to an every night or every other night type of thing," I admitted.
