What Happens In Vegas Doesn't Stay In Vegas

Losing My Mind

HA! I’m home. In my apartment. I missed my bed. I missed the rooms. I missed everything here. I am also really very tired today maybe because of getting drunk last night and having a tiresome flight back here. I needed some sleep. I have to be on class tomorrow.

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Oh shoot I’m gonna be late for class. I over slept. I have a math class and I’m having a hard time on it.

I got myself ready in 15minutes. Ran from the apartment to the university. It was a 20 minute walk that I miraculously made in 8 minutes. Luckily, I was just in time before the professor could start the lesson.

I felt the hunger when I was on my second class. I didn’t ate anything on the way to class earlier. My stomach was talking to me I really need to get something to eat. Luckily the professor dismissed us early.

I was just out of the classroom when someone pulled me in the corner, I was really surprise to see that it was Caleb who pulled me.

“What the hell are you doing?” I asked him.

“Well, I got you food. I thought you need something to eat.” He handed me a cheeseburger. I snatched the cheeseburger out of his hand and attacked it like I was an animal.

“cham fyu.” I mumbled with a mouthful of cheeseburger in my mouth. It was a thank you by the way.

“You’re welcome.”  He smirked. I finished up the burger in just a minute. I am really that hungry.

“What are you doing in here by the way?” I asked him and snatched the cup of beverage into his hands and drank it.

“Well, I was walking down the street earlier this day and I was pushed by a little girl who I might say was very late. I was wondering if she had her breakfast before pushing someone around.” His voice was laced with amusement.

“Well, I’m sorry I pushed you and thank you for the meal.” I drank what’s left in the cup.

“Anything for my beautiful wife.”

I choked on what he said. The drink had gone in the wrong pipe. He laughed.

“Excuse me?” My eyes widens.

“Well we got married in Vegas last night right?” he showed me his hands. He was still wearing the ring.

“Well, what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas babe.” He was wearing that annoying smirk again.

“What the hell are you saying? Is this one of your pranks again? Stop it.” I was becoming furious.

“See I had this report on Vegas way back senior high and those weddings are very true.”

“What? You knew that and you said yes to the dare. You should’ve said no.” I was shouting at him.

“I was curious. I want to try it.”

“Oh god Caleb, what were you thinking. Have you lost your mind? It is a little bit out of the line with our pranks.” I was about to cry for a second there but I was determined not to thinking that if I do I will look weak and he have one this one.

“How’d you suppose to clean this mess up Waters?” I said in the most angry voice I managed with crossed my arms.

“Aren’t you curious on where would this thing go?” he asked.

“God no. I loathe you. It was a mutual feeling remember? I’m just your amusement thingy right? We never had that kind of relationship Waters.”

“Look, let’s try this thing in a month and if things don’t turn out good let’s have a divorce. Let’s make this a part of your dare. Maybe this will change our frenemy relationship”

I was furious at him but I heard the dare word so it made me think. “Good or not we should have a divorce. This is for a sake of a stupid dare Waters.”

“Yes.” He extended his hands for shaking. I shook them.

“No sex.”

“That was I was excited about this dare. You took that away. So let’s make a deal. No sex for dates, kisses and everything I want to do with you.”

“Sure, you took my first kiss away from me, so what the hell is the reason to disagree with you. But remember, no sex.”

“So you should move in with me today.”

“What? NO!”

“It comes with the no sex deal babe.” He was wearing his mischievous grin.

“No.”

“This is gonna be fun don’t you think?”

“Maybe for you.” I snapped. “Never for me Waters.”

“So sex every week end if you don’t agree with moving in with me.”

“No means still no.”

“So you are alright having sex with me? Good. First the kiss then the virginity. Torturing you keeps on getting better.”

“Alright. I’ll talk to Rachel about this. I’m moving.”

“Tonight.”

“Yeah.yeah.”

“Hmm. Interesting.” I saw his annoying smirk again. I felt like I have lost my mind at what had just happened.