South park oneshots

Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?

Ugh,  another one I hate but spent way too long on to delete.  Sorry if it sucks.

"Wow dude " Kyle breathed out,  a faint cloud of white steam escaping his lips. Stan smiled at Kyles wide eyes,  as he looked up into the stars. " Beautiful aren't they? Craig showed me them,  said Tweek loves them. " Stan said as he leant back on his hands. " So you're stealing Craigs date ideas now? " Kyle teased,  making Stans face turn red. " I didnt mean..  Im not saying..  I mean..  Uh.. " He spluttered,  flustered and nervous that Kyle had found out about his secret intentions. " Dude im kidding quit sweating so much" Kyle giggled,  leaning his head on Stans shoulder and making him blush more. Stan had a huge crush on his ginger friend,  but was way to afraid to tell him. " Stan why are you so tense still?  U ok? " Kyle said,  concern tinting his voice. " Yea Im uh..  Im good" Stan stuttered as he felt Kyles soft red curls tickle his neck. " You sure man?  You've been acting like really nervous all night. " Kyle asked,  looking up at Stan.  Stan met the glittering emerald eyes beneath him and  brushed a stray curl behind Kyle's ear. Kyle blushed a light pink when Stan brushed a hand against his face, and as he realised how close the two were. Stan couldnt help himself any longer,  and leant in closer to his friend,  until he could feel his warm breath on his lips.  He was just about to chicken out and pull away before Kyle rolled his eyes and closed the distance between the pair,  kissing him gently. They pulled away slowly,  and Kyle started laughing,  making Stan look at him with hurt in his eyes.  " Fucking finally dude!  Me and Kenny had a bet to see how long it would take for you to actually do it" He giggled happily.  " Wait what..?  Do what? " Stan said confused. " Kiss me you dork!" Kyle said,  ruffling his black hair and knocking off his hat. " Dude I am so fucking confused right now.. " Stan chuckled nervously. " Its fine dude, all you need to know is I like you too,  even if you are an awkward little shit,  youre my awkward little shit. " Kyle said smiling,  then grabbed Stans face and kissed him again,  this time rougher.  The kiss lasted longer this time,  and Stan,  while still not fully grasping the situation,  shrugged and thought fuck it,  shoving his tongue into his best friends mouth. Kyle hummed happily in response,  kissing the taller boy like he had wanted to since sixth grade. They finally pulled away,  a string of saliva still connecting them,  faces flushed. " Wow..  Uh..  Okay..  That happened" Stan panted. " Yea..  It did" Kyle blushed,  looking happily at his friend.  " So does this mean we're uh..  Super best boyfriends now? " Stan asked. " Mmhmm" Kyle agreed,  before pulling Stan into another kiss. When he kissed Stan it felt like magic,  like all of his problems melted away like butter. He happily sighed into the kiss,  wrapping his long thin arms around his neck. Eventually, the pair pulled away for air,  both of them falling onto their backs contentedly and lacing their fingers with eachothers. They leant so that their heads were touching and stared up at the stars above them." They look so pretty" Kyle stated, referencing the small twinkling pinpricks of light above them. Stan chuckled to himself as an idea came to his mind. " What? " Kyle asked. " No dude its like super cheesy dont worry " Stan said happily. " Stanleeeyyy ya gotta tell me now" Kyle whined. " Its just uh..  I was gonna say the stars are okay but uh..  You're prettier?" Stan flirted,  nervous for Kyles response. " Oh my god you were right that was cheesy.  Buuuut it wass pretty cute too" Kyle smirked,  scootching up to kiss Stans cheek.  They both blushed,  laying intertwined in comfortable silence,  the cool night breeze dusting their faces. " Dude, this was a really good idea" Stan smiled. " Yea..  Im glad we finally did this you know" Kyle replied, squeezing Stans hand gently. Suddenly,  a loud buzz pulled the pair
out of their trance. Stan sat up,  seeing that Kyle had a text from Kenny,  evilly smirking when he saw Kyles wide eyes. He grabbed the phone quickly and opened the text,  curious to see what the pair said about him. Kyle blushed red and tryed desperately to grab the phone,  before stan pinned him to the grass. Stan smugly chuckled,  and looked through the messages.

McWhoreDick: So,  how's your little date goinggg?  You two fucked yet?

Me: Gross Kenny!  But its pretty awesome, I swear he's trying to kill me with that face .

Stan looked over at Kyle,  raising an eyebrow and smirking.  Kyle looked away,  blushing redder than his hair.
Stan continued reading.

McWhoreDick: Ewwww sappy stuff grossss 😫

Me: You wanna hear sappy?  Wait until I tell you about his eyes~

McWhoreDick: YOU WOULDNT

Me: They are like pools of silver fire that melt away all of my problems 😍

McWhoreDick: KYLE WHYYYY

Me: And his jawline is so sharp he could cut the sexual tension between Token and Clyde.

McWhoreDick: DONT BRING CLYDE INTO THIS YOU MONSTERRRR

Stan giggled at his friends,  blushing as he read Kyles descriptions.  Kyle quickly snatched the phone back and crawled out from under his boyfriend.   He buried his face in his hands,  sighing in embarrassment.  " Can we pretend that didn't happen? " Kyle mumbled through his fingers.  " No way" Stan said,  inching closer to Kyle.   The ginger lifted his face from his arms,  and Stan placed his hand on Kyles chin,  forcing him to look at him. " I love you ya dork" Stan said goofily. Kyle shook his head giggling at the black haired boy.  " I love you too Stan" He replied,  kissing him gently and tenderly. Despite Kyles embarrassment,  he never wanted tonight to end,  and neither did his boyfriend.