Request by @moonlightmemories3 and indiansniper and @kristenprincessyay
" SHUT UP FATASS! " " NO YOU SHUT UP JEW! " Cartman and Kyle screeched at each other. Stan groaned, pinching his forehead as he screwed his eyes shut. He felt fingers wrap around his arm, making him look up to see Kenny with the same bored expression on his face. Kenny motioned away from the pair with a nod of his head, silently asking Stan if he wanted to leave them to fight by themselves. Stan smiled gratefully, nodding in agreement and following his friend away from Kyle and Eric, who were too caught up in their fight to even notice that the others had left. Kenny chuckled to himself, shaking his head as they walked, the sound of the argument fading into quiet. " Those guys are genuinely fucking idiots" He laughed, flashing his admittedly crooked teeth with the wide smile that he was only comfortable enough to show around Stan. " Yea loud ass ones too. Kinda forgot that we could actually just leave to be honest." Stan smiled, putting his hands in the pockets of his jacket. He let out a sigh, a white puff of steam forming as his breath hit the cold air." Man, why do we even hang out with them anyways. They're so fucking toxic sometimes" Stan thought out loud, Kenny shrugging in response. " I mean, I only really stick with them because that's where you are." Kenny admitted, noticing a light blush dusting over Stan's nose that he figured was probably just from the cold. The pair walked together, listening to the snow crunching under their feet. " Want a smoke?" Kenny asked suddenly, pulling a packet of cigarettes from his pocket. Stan nodded, slowing down and hopping up slightly to sit on a nearby wall. Kenny joined him, leaning against the wall as he took out two cigarettes, putting one in his mouth as he handed the other to his friend, taking out his lighter. He lit his own, handing the lighter to Stan and blowing a cloud of smoke into the air from his lips. " Fuck" Kenny sighed happily, running a hand through his hair. He smirked, watching as Stan struggled to turn the lighter on. " My fingers are cold, I can't do it" Stan frowned, noticing the amused expression on his friends face. " Here" Kenny offered, taking the lighter. His smirk disappeared momentarily when he realised that it had run out of fluid, but an sly look flashed across his face when an idea hit him. " It's out" He explained, tossing it into the bin next to them. Stan groaned, his eyes widening when Kenny suddenly put a hand on his jaw, pulling his face towards his own. Kenny met his eyes, staring at him with a smirk as he met their two cigarettes together, the fire from Kenny's lighting Stan's. Kenny slowly pulled away, Stan still staring as he listened to his heart pounding in his ears. " You're welcome" Kenny chuckled, before taking another puff from his own cigarette as Stan shakily did the same. Stan shook his head, snapping himself out of his daze as he adjusted his hat. " Thanks" He laughed, rolling his eyes. He was sure that Kenny would have done that if he were anyone else, its just how Kenny is. " You think those two have killed each other yet?" Kenny asked jokingly, thinking back to the argument that they had abandoned. "Nah, I'd say that Kyle's probably at the stage where he's set fire to Cartman's supply of cheesy poofs and the fatass just got all of the worlds nuke codes. Gotta have at least a good three more minutes until the world is destroyed, we're fine." Stan grinned, making Kenny laugh. Stan watched as Kenny took another drag from the cigarette he was holding between his slender fingers. Stan noted the jagged edges of Kenny's chewed nails, the black nail polish on them chipped and showing off how short he had bitten them. Stan's eyes trailed down over his friends hands, stopping when he saw fresh bruises darkening around his knuckles. " Ken, where did those come from" He asked, trying to lighten his concerned tone but failing. " Oh, uh" Kenny thought, biting his lip as he put a smile on. " That kid's grandma should have just let me have her chocolate milk" He joked. Stan smiled briefly, before frowning, putting a hand on his friends shoulder. " You know you can talk to me right." Stan said softly. Kenny sighed, sitting up on the wall next to Stan. " Some guy, he was going to burn Karen's doll." Kenny said honestly. " Well, that fucker got what was coming to him." Stan assured his friend, making him smile. " Yea, broke his nose over it. Next time maybe he'll think twice about picking on little girls" Kenny grinned. " You uh.. You gotta be more careful though dude. Seriously. I don't want you getting hurt." Stan said honestly. " I'm fine, I'm a big strong boy" Kenny chuckled. " I know Ken, its just. I worry about you man. And I really care about you. I just... I don't know." Stan admitted, taking Kenny's free hand in his own as he looked closer at the bruises, stroking the freckled skin absentmindedly. Kenny smiled, lifting Stan's hand to his face and placing it against his cheek. " Your hand is cold" He explained, using the heat from his face to warm it. Stan blushed, looking away slightly. " Thanks for caring Stan. Not many people in this world give a shit about me, so it really means a lot." Kenny said sincerely, turning his face to place a gentle kiss on Stan's hand before releasing it. Stan met his friends eyes, the feeling of Kenny's lips lingering on his hand as his heart did flips in his chest. " Kenny I.." Stan began, his words getting caught in his throat. Kenny tilted his head, frowning slightly in confusion. Stan sighed, putting his cigarette out. " I really do care about you" He said, looking at his knees as he tried to find the courage to say what he meant. " Yea I know dude" Kenny smiled, chuckling at the expression on Stan's face. " I mean.." Stan said, his voice cracking from his nerves. Stan groaned at himself as Kenny snickered. " Dude what is it?" Kenny asked, putting a hand on his friends shoulder as he put his own cigarette out, only making this harder for Stan. " Fuck it" Stan said, his frustration at not being able to confess overwhelming him. He turned his face, smashing his lips against Kenny's in a clumsy kiss that nearly sent the blonde toppling off of the wall from the force of it. He pulled away embarrassed, Kenny staring wide eyed at him as realization of what had just happened hit the two. " That was uh.." Kenny was the first to speak, Stan burying his face in his hands out of embarrassment. " Oh god, I'm sorry. I just.. I really like you Kenny and.. " Stan began apologising, making Kenny smirk. " I mean it was a pretty bad kiss." Kenny chuckled, making Stan's heart sink. " Guess we just have to have another one to make up for it" Kenny continued, pulling Stan into a second, more passionate kiss. When they pulled away, both boys had red faces and goofy, dazed looking smiles plastered across their lips. " I really like you too dumbass" Kenny grinned, brushing a loose strand of black hair from Stan's face. " Stan smiled, leaning against the wall and letting a breath out, as Kenny leant next to him. They laced their fingers together, holding hands with huge smiles on their faces as they watched the snow begin to start falling again. " You mean so much to me Kenny" Stan smiled. " You mean everything to me Stan" Kenny responded, looking over and meeting eyes with his new boyfriend.
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South park oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters, Jyle, Tyde, Cryle, Kyutters, Jimtim, Twenny, Steek, Bratters, K2, Twutters, Carters, Dip, Taren (Tricia x Karen), Trenters...