It was daytime and Kenny walked up the packed driveway of Erics house, running one hand through his sandy blonde hair while the other held a badly wrapped box. He walked through the open door and a large figure bumped into him. Eric looked at Kenny momentarily, paying his supposed best friend no mind as he snatched the box greedily. He then left, muttering something unintelligible. " Better be a.. megaman.. Broke ass bitch.. " Was all Kenny managed to pick up as he sighed, debating his choice to come to Erics party. Then he remembered the real reason he had come, fixing his teeth in a nearby mirror and finger gunning himself. " Looking good McCormick" He grinned, turning around and scanning unfamiliar faces for a date. He had known that Eric would invite everyone in South Park to his party, just to be able to make fun of Kyle for having less people at his own and to make it look like he actually had friends. This would make it the perfect place for Kenny to find someone to be with, and he swore he was going to, even if it took him the entire day. He took a deep breath. " Right tiny Kenny, time to get you some action" He said to his dick, giggling like a child after doing so. " Nice one me" He smiled, highfiving himself. Two girls were talking in the corner, and Kenny grinned as he walked towards them. " Hey ladie-" He began, cut off when the black haired one began making out with her blonde friend. He then recognized them as Wendy and Bebe, shamefully slinking away as he realised that the two hottest girls in south park were now taken. " Okay, just because the first attempt was bad doesnt mean that-" A muscular figure bumped into Kennys shoulder. " HEY WATCH IT ASSHO- Well hello.. " Kenny smirked as the man turned around to reveal that he was shirtless. " Oh, sorry Kenny" Clyde said, giving him a remorseful look before walking over to flirt with a girl. Kenny groaned. All of the girls were taken and all of the guys were straight. He sighed dramatically as he leant against the wall. " This is hopeles-" He began before the laughter of what he thought to be an angel caught his attention. He desperately looked for the source, his mouth hanging wide open when his eyes fell upon the cutest dimples and the softest looking blonde hair he had ever seen. The sunlight was shining through a window directly behind the person, making it impossible to make out specific details, but something inside him told him that whoever this person was was who he had been searching for. He stood there, mouth agape and entranced by the barely visable smile that made a warm feeling he wasn't used to pool in his chest. Eventually, the sun went behind a cloud, revealing Butters laughing with someone. Kenny didnt even register who the person was as he pushed through guests and walked towards Leo. " Oh, heya Ken! " Butters smiled as he noticed his friend approaching. Kenny grinned goofily, brushing his hair from his eyes. " Hey leo" He flirted. " What brings you here? ". " Uh.. Its Erics birthday Ken" Butters giggled making Kenny blush lightly when he watched the way his lips curled upwards. " Nice ... Leo were uh.. having" He stuttered making Butters smile wider. " Ken, are you okay buddy? You wanna go get some air? " Kenny couldn't bring himself to form words, and decided to just nod his head instead. He chuckled lightly at himself. He was not used to getting nervous around anyone, and this was all completely foreign to him. " See ya later Jimmy" Butters grinned as Jimmy gave him a wink and a thumbs up as best he could with his crutches, making Kenny raise an eyebrow when he mouthed good luck. " What was that about? " Kenny asked curiously as they walked down Erics driveway. " Dont worry about it c.. Cutie" Butters forced out, blushing as he said the pet name. Even though it sounded like he had rehearsed that line in the mirror for days, he was still smoother than Kenny at the moment and the taller boy smirked. " Cutie huh? " Leo blushed darker. " Yea I uh.. You're cute and I uh.. You call me cutie all the time! " Butters defended himself flustered, helping Kenny to regain his usual confidence. " Yea but wouldn't you say I was more of a sexy, or hot? " Kenny grinned as Leo buried his face in his hands. " Yea of course! WAIT I MEAN-" Kenny interrupted Leo with a burst of laughter as the small boy turned redder than Cartman when someone says he can't go to Casa Bonita for his birthday. " I hate youuuuuu" Leo whined as he gripped Kennys arm and leaned into it. " Nah you dont" Kenny smiled, lacing their fingers together as he enjoyed the closeness of the boy to him. Both of their hearts were pounding as they held hands, but neither dared bring it up in fear that it might end. " So, what were you and Jimmy talking about before I stole you" Kenny asked, remembering the loud giggles and wanting to recreate them. " Oh uh we were just talking about yo- uh cats" Leo lied as a cat ran in front of the pair. " OH MY GOD! " Kenny squealed, running up to the animal and squatting in front of it, holding out his hand and letting it smell him. " Dude, Leo, loook" He beamed as the ball of fluff walked closer, allowing him to stroke its head. Butters stood over the two, smiling at how adorable Kenny was. He could break someones nose over a cookie, hit on all the girls at a party, kick ass at any sport, but at the end of the day he was the biggest softie Leo knew. He was always so gentle and kind with animals, and the smile currently on hiss face made Leos heart flip. It was time to do what he had promised Jimmy. " Hey uh Ken? " " Yea Butterfly? " Kenny smiled up at him, still petting the cat. " Do you uh maybe wanna be like uh... My.. Uh" He spluttered, nerves filling his chest but the image below him spurred him on. He gulped down the fear of rejection as he looked into kind, ocean blue eyes and took a deep breath. " Boyfriend? " He finished. Kenny's eyes widened. "YOU are asking ME? " He said in shock. " Uh.. Yea? " Leo said nervously. " I can't believe that you got there first Buttercup, but of course I will, you are the most amazing person I know and-" Kenny was cut off by a warm hug as Butters leapt on him happily. He was shocked for a moment and tears welled in his eyes. He was used to people using him, not actually dating him because they liked him. He was used to rejection, and had honesty not been hugged like this in a long time. It made him feel safe. It madee him feel good. It made him feel loved. He had a feeling this would be more than just a casual hookup.
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South park oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters, Jyle, Tyde, Cryle, Kyutters, Jimtim, Twenny, Steek, Bratters, K2, Twutters, Carters, Dip, Taren (Tricia x Karen), Trenters...