South park oneshots

Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)

Request by RoseLavender69

The four boys stepped off of the bus onto the sidewalk,  chattering amongst themselves as they made their way to their usual spot in front of the school to wait for Tokens parents to drop him off. Clyde and Craig slumped down on the swings and Kyle and Tweek took their usual spots,  leaning on the wall next to them. " Hey Kyle,  come here" Craig grinned ,  opening his arms and signalling for Kyle to sit on his lap. Clyde held onto the chains of his own swing,  leaning back and sticking his legs in the air. " So..  Cute.. " He breathed out,  beginning to happily kick his legs.  Kyle rolled his eyes at the brunette and plopped onto Craig,  who wrapped long arms around his waist and rested his head on his shoulder.  Tweek leant against the wall with his arms crossed, grinning at the new couple.  " You two are so GAH cute together. " He smiled,  making Clyde look up at him.  " I know right?  I've wanted them to get together for like..  Ever! " " Clyde man you sound like a teenage girl"  Craig groaned, burying his face further into Kyles shoulder. Suddenly the fours  eyes shot up when the noise of a car pulling up reached their ears. " TOKENNN! " Clyde screeched,  running up to the car with a wide grin on his face,  soon followed by the others. " TOKEN TOKEN TOKEN GUESS WHAT" Clyde said excitedly, bouncing up and down as their friend waved goodbye to his parents. " Clyde how many times do I have to tell you you cant grow a pizza tree-" "- No its not that,  I have some informationnnnn! " Clyde revealed.  Token raised an eyebrow as the others approached " Apparently Donovan here has information.. What have you done with the real Clyde. " " Dude maybe we should let GAH them tell him" Tweek offered,  twitching as he brushed a stray blonde hair from his face.  " I guessss" Clyde groaned disappointedly,  pouting and turning his attention to Craig and Kyle. " Tell me wh- " Token began,  stopping when he looked down to see Kyle and Craigs fingers laced together as they held hands. Clyde was practically exploding with excitement and despite his best efforts couldn't hold back any longer.  He lept in front of the pair,  forcing Token to look at him instead.  " THEY'RE FINALLY DATING! " He revealed excitedly,  squeezing Token in a tight hug. Token made eye contact with Tweek as he was squished,  rolling his eyes at the smirk growing on his face. "Help me" Token mouthed inaudibly as he attempted to peel Clyde from him.  Tweek shook his head in response as he stifled giggles,  enjoying the expression on his friends face. " Come on Clyde buddy" Craig finally chuckled to Tokens relief.  " One more minute" Clyde mumbled quietly into the soft fabric of his friends shirt. " Looks like a you problem Toke,  come on Tucker we have half an hour before the bell and I dont want you failing maths" Kyle said" Any excuse to stare at those gorgeous freckles for thirty minutes" Craig smiled making his boyfriend blush. Token felt his chest vibrate as Clyde produced a muffled " Awwww" And laughed at the different reactions of his friends as he watched Tweek making fake gagging motions,  deciding to join in when Clyde finally released him. " You two are just jealous that my new boyfriend is so sweet" Kyle stated,  to which Token rolled his eyes.  " Go study,  lovebirds" He groaned,  chuckling when Craig flipped him off. Calling Craig his boyfriend felt so foreign on Kyles tongue,  yet weirdly it felt natural,  safe and as if it was meant to be.  Craig laced their fingers together again and smiled happily as they walked hand in hand to the library,  ignoring the stares from their classmates. " Dude people are so nosy" Kyle said as they entered the library,  shifting uncomfortably when he felt eyes on him. " I think that they're all just upset that bad boy Craig Tucker is off the market" Craig joked, making Kyle snicker. " What,  you can't say that im not the coolest person you know Kyle" Craig smirked,  enjoying the adorable way laughter made the corners of Kyles mouth look,  and that cute little thing he did with his eyebrows whenever Craig was being an idiot. " Dude you sew little superhero capes for your guinea pig and have photoshoots. " Kyle mentioned,  making Craig raise a finger in protest.  " YEA but..  He does make an adorable sidekick for Super Craig. " He chuckled as they sat down at a table. Craig sighed as Kyle got out a book and a pen.  " I honestly don't think half an hour will be enough time.  Im pretty fucking dumb man. " Craig admitted, looking a little upset. "You're far from dumb Craig.  And I know you can do this. I believe in you. " Kyle smiled genuinely,  lacing their fingers together and planting a kiss on Craigs scarred knuckles. Suddenly Kyles hands shot away as he jumped in surprise when the door slammed open.  Three familiar voices filled the room as Stan,  Kenny and Eric barged in loudly,  shouting amongst themselves and drawing annoyed glances from people trying to study in peace. " Oh for fuc- SHUT UP FATASS" Kyle shouted,  clearly annoyed by his ex friends. The three went silent,  turning around to meet Kyles scowl. " Oh hey look guys its the Jew fag and space dork" Cartman smirked. " THE FUCK YOU CALL ME CARTMAN" Kyle screamed,  his agaitation making Cartman grin wider. " Dude calm down hes just trying to annoy you. " Craig said calmly,  placing a hand on Kyles shoulder. "Oh,  all of a sudden Tucker doesn't want to fight anymore? " Cartman mocked " Fuck off fatty" Craig fired back with a blank tone.  "HEY DONT CALL ME FAT! " " Then leave us alone" Craig retorted simply in the same emotionless voice.  " OH OF COURSE YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ALONE SO YOU CAN MAKE OUT OR SOMETHING" Cartman persisted,  finally tipping the normally stoic Craig over the edge" YEA ACTUALLY I DO" Craig raised his voice,  actually causing the three to back away slightly,  unused to Craig showing any sort of emotion in public . They stared back in shock,  eyes widening as they processed what he had just revealed. " Wait you're actually..  Youre gay!  OH MY GOD THE JEW IS GAY! " Cartman laughed,  looking away from Craig to mock his boyfriend some more.  Craig turned and noticed that kyles eyes were beginning to gloss over with tears as he forced himself not to cry.  His face was red,  and he was scowling,  but Craig could see that he was about to break down any moment. Before Craig had even realised what he was doing,  his fist was rocketing towards Erics nose,  impacting it with a loud and sickening crunch. Kenny began to laugh loudly as he watched Cartman crying on the floor,  shrugging when Stan threw him a glare. " Its funny man come on" Kenny grinned. Stan didn't react to the punch,  but shuffled around on the spot awkwardly,  looking very uncomfortable as he did his best to avoid Kyle and Craigs eyes. " MUUUUMMMMMM" Cartman shouted as he rolled around on the floor and Kyle hugged Craig gratefully.  " Why did you do that Babe?  " Kyle asked sadly,  admittedly very grateful as he let a tear escape his eye and soak into Craigs hoodie. " I didn't even think..  I just..  I saw you upset and I had to help..  I just.  Fuck.  I love you so much Kyle. " Craig said,  his voice cracking slightly at the end. He hugged Kyle tighter before Mr Mackey burst through the door. " Oh goddamn it not again..  CRAIG IN MY OFFICE NOW. " Craig kissed Kyle softly,  before  putting on a cheesy grin and saluting him.  " Good luck Baby" Kyle shook his head chuckling lightly. " " Thanks honey,  im not gonna need it though becau-" " CRAIG.  NOW. " Mr Mackey interrupted,  causing Craig to flip him off and kiss his boyfriend one last time before he was condemned to detention for eternity. Craig grumbled as he complied,  following Mr Mackey to his office as Cartman smirked through exaggerated tears. Detention sucked,  but Kyle was worth it Craig thought as he smiled,  satisfied with his choices as he glanced back at a very grateful looking ginger.