South park oneshots

Staig - Mario Kart with a demon

Request by SuperRadioKitten and Katie_Cherry

" Hey guys,  Im home! " Craig smiled weakly as he shut the door behind him,  not expecting a response.  He walked upstairs,  making eye contact with his mum and opening his mouth to speak. " Hey m-" He was cut off when she frowned,  shutting the door. He nodded,  inhaling as he smiled bitterly to himself.  " Hey Dad" He said blankly,  his dad flipping him off in response as he walked downstairs.  At least he responded,  Craig thought to himself.  He looked towards his sisters room,  thinking about seeing if she wanted to talk.  " DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ASSHOLE" Tricia yelled before he could even walk to her door.  He gave up,  walking to his room and grabbing his headphones,  flopping onto his chair. Craig sighed,  closing his eyes and leaning his head back as he turned his music up. He tried not to think about how bored he was as he kicked his feet up onto his desk. He wished that something exciting would happen.  Every day was the same,  he woke up,  went to school,  got detention,  he wouldn't go,  and then he would come home and have nothing to do. Suddenly,  he heard a slam over his music.  He opened one eye,  glancing at his door that he didn't remember closing. " huh. " He shrugged,  assuming that one of his parents had just closed it for him. He frowned as shivers rocketed over his body when a cold wind hit him. Frowning,  he looked over at the window.  It was closed.  Craig shrugged again as he just rolled down the sleeves of his hoodie.  " Craiiiggg.. " Someone whispered. " Craigg.. " They said,  a little louder when Craig heard nothing,  humming to his music.  " CRAIG" They yelled,  making Craig frown. " Yo shut up" He groaned as he kept his eyes shut.  " Oh for fu-" The person said,  making Craigs headphones fly from his head.  Craig watched as they smacked against the wall,  looking slowly towards whoever had been calling him.  He stared blankly at Stan,  who was hovering on the ground in front of him, black smoke dancing around his figure as Craig noticed his horns. " You're paying for those" Craig said simply as he turned his phone on,  opening instagram.  " What..  Wait what the fuck?  Craig I'm a demon! " Stan said,  confused as to why Craig wasn't freaking out.  "... Yea?  You still broke my headphones. " Craig said,  looking up at him before rolling his eyes and looking back at his phone.  Stan frowned,  his eyes turning fully black as he rose higher into the air.  " LOOK AT ME" Stan growled as Craigs phone flew out of his hands.  " Ugh,  what do you want Stan" Craig sighed,  sounding bored as he crossed his arms. " Finally!  I want you to kill someone. " Stan grinned, showing sharp teeth.  Craig scoffed,  looking Stan up and down.  " Fuck off Marsh" He chuckled.  Stan hovered a little lower,  eyes returning to normal as he looked at Craig confused.  " Why don't you go ask Kyle or someone. " Craig said blankly as Stan floated down completely,  standing on the floor. " But..  I don't want to" Stan replied.  Craig looked towards his nintendo switch. "Wanna play Mario Kart with me instead?" He asked casually.  Stan squinted in confusion,  shaking his head before sighing in defeat.  " Sure man. " He agreed. Craig stood up,  grabbing his switch and sitting on his bed.  " Come on then dipshit" Craig said as Stan stared at him blankly.  Stan hovered over,  plopping next to Craig as he handed him a controller. " You do realise that you're playing Mario Kart with a demon right now. " Stan asked,  looking at Craig who was choosing a character.  Stan had to admit,  this was kind of nice.  It was also kind of nice the way that Craig stuck his tongue out in concentration whilst he decided who he wanted to play as. " Yep" Craig said casually.  " What CC do you wanna do? " Craig asked him.  "...  You can pick " Stan said,  chuckling slightly at how chill Craig was. As they played,  Stan would sneak glances at Craig in an attempt to figure out what his deal was,  but the only thing he managed to acheive was realising how attractive he looked.  " Stop staring at me Marsh" Craig frowned.  Stan blushed slightly,  mentally kicking himself.  " I'll do what I want thank you" He frowned,  making Craig  glance at him in dissaproval.  " Do you uh..  Do you want a drink? " Stan asked,  a can of mountain dew materialising in his hand. " Oh. Thats kinda cool. " Craig said as he looked over to Stan before turning his attention back to the game.  A little smile tugged at his lip when he won with first place. " You think its cool? " Stan asked,  trying to hide his excitement at the fact that Craig was finally showing some sort of emotion. " I mean I guess" Craig shrugged putting the controller down. " I can do it with other things too..  Like this" Stan grinned proudly,  making a bag of cheesy poofs appear. Craig smiled,  and Stan felt butterflies fill his chest. " Can you uh..  Can you do it with books? " Craig asked shyly,  making Stan nod rapidly,  excited that he had finally found something that Craig took interest in. " What book do you want? " Stan asked.  " Well uh..  There's this manga..  Red racer..  Its kind of cool or whatever and Clyde spilt coke on my copy of the latest episode" Craig said,  rolling his eyes as he remembered what had happened.  Stan handed him a fresh copy,  a warm feeling rushing through his body when Craig took it excitedly. " Dude! " Craig grinned.  Craig looked at Stan,  biting his lip as he thought.  " Do you uh..  Do you wanna meet Stripe? " Craig asked finally.  Stan nodded,  smiling at the boy.  He didn't know who Stripe was,  but by the look on Craigs face he meant the world to him. Craig got up,  about to go to the basement to get him.  " Hold up where is he? I can teleport us if you want" Stan asked helpfully.  Craig shrugged.  " Yea I guess that would be convenient.  He's in the basement. " As soon as the words left Craigs mouth Stans eyes flashed black like they had been earlier,  and the two stood in the basement.  Craig froze for a second.  Stan grinned,  finally this kid was going to snap and freak out.  He frowned however when Craig shrugged,  walking down the steps like nothing had happened.  " Cool" Craig said, leaving Stan confused as he followed.  " Striiipe" Craig smiled,  approaching a small fenced off area.  Stan looked at him with a raised eyebrow,  jumping and stepping back afraid when a small guinea pig ran out of the shadows towards Craig.  " What is that thing? " Stan asked,  voice cracking slightly as he watched it fearfully.  " This is Stripe" Craig smiled,  picking up the furball as he nuzzled happily into Craig. " Do you want to hold him? " Craig asked.  " Does he bite? " Stan asked nervously.  " Only if you hurt him. As long as you be gentle with him he is a sweetheart"  Craig explained.  Stan chewed his lip.  " Ok.. " Stan nodded,  holding out his hands.  " Just hold him like this. " Craig said, moving Stans arms as he plopped the Guinea pig into them.  " Huh..  This is actually kinda nice" Stan smiled looking over at Craig. Craig was a little taken aback by the admittedly comforting feeling filling his chest.  He suddenly didn't feel so alone.