South park oneshots

Tyde - If I was a worm

Request by TheBisexualSatanist

" Toke.  Hey.  Hey Token.  Tokey.  Tokennnn" Clyde called as he laid on his friends bed,  staring at the ceiling.  Token sighed.  " Clyde I'm trying to study. " Clyde sat up,  pouting as he met his friends eyes.  " Fine,  what? " Token chuckled,  shaking his head as he turned back to his work. Clyde flopped back down onto his back." Would you still love me if I was a worm? " He asked,  burping the last word. " Gross dude" Token laughed.  " Well would youuuu? " Clyde asked,  sitting up again. " If you were a worm then I would step on you" Craig said,  walking into the room with his coffee.  Clyde gasped as Token rolled his eyes at the pair,  leaving to go to the toilet.  " Be right back" He said.  " Why would you say that Craig? " Clyde whined.  " Because I would,  worms are gross and you're annoying. " Craig laughed,  making Clyde cross his arms as he turned his back to him.  " Im not annoying" He mumbled,  frowning.  " Yea you are" Craig teased, not seeing that he was making Clyde tear up.  " Am not" Clyde pouted.  " Clyde when I got here you were screaming the lyrics of kiss from a rose to Token" Craig chuckled.  " I feel sorry for that fucker" He rolled his eyes.  Suddenly,  he winced when he heard Clyde burst into tears. " DOES TOKEN REALLY THINK IM ANNOYING? " Clyde sobbed.  " Oh god not again- Clyde I was joking dude please don't cry. " Craig cringed as he tried to get Clyde to be quiet. When Clyde started crying louder Craig didn't know what to do.  " TOKENNNNN" Craig yelled,  before restorting to just yelling " AAAAAHHH".  " What the..  Guys I was gone for two minutes! " Token said,  coming back into the room to see Craig screaming and staring blankly at the floor as Clyde sobbed loudly. " Craig stop yelling,  Clyde come here. " Token said firmly,  sitting down next to Clyde and hugging him into his chest. " What happened? Is this still about the worm thing? " Token asked Craig,  who nodded.  " Clyde,  it's ok,  Craig didn't mean it. " Token assured him,  rubbing his back. " We would still love you if you were a worm" " Do you..  Do you not think I'm annoying? " Clyde sniffled,  looking up at Token.  " No you dummy" Token chuckled,  wiping a tear away with his finger as Clyde smiled. " I'd love you if you were a worm too" Clyde grinned,  hugging Token tighter.  " Guess I should become a worm then" Token mumbled under his breath,  making Clyde look up at him.  " Huh? " He asked as Token nervously laughed.  " Nothing,  nothing. " Clyde narrowed his eyes suspiciously at his friend. " Token what's an example of a specialized cell? "  Craig asked,  his attention back on the homework he was doing.  " I don't know,  a red blood cell" Token picked a random example. " What if I was a fish? " Clyde asked,  making Token look at him blankly.  " Would you still love me if I was a fish? " He explained,  looking up at his friend with wide eyes. " Of course" Token chuckled.  " What if I was a-" Clyde began,  before Token cut him off.  " I'll always love you dumbass" He chuckled,  ruffling Clydes hair.  Suddenly he froze when he saw Craig looking at him shocked and heard what he had just said. He clapped a hand over his mouth as he blushed,  making Clyde look up at him confused. " Huh?  What? " Clyde asked obliviously as Craigs expression twisted into a smirk.  " Don't you dare" Token warned him,  Clyde still confused.  " Well my naive little friend,  Token here has just revealed his crus-" Craig grinned,  interrupted by Token throwing a pillow at him.  " He doesn't need to know dude" Token groaned,  sliding out from underneath his friend as he walked back towards his desk,  flopping his head down onto it. Craig snickered as Clyde just watched blankly. " Guys what's happening I dont get it" Clyde frowned. Token just responded with a groan,  so Clyde looked over to Craig.  " Huh?  Tokens in a rush? " Clyde asked,  trying to decipher what Craig was mouthing to him.  " Hey! " Token yelped,  sitting up and covering Craigs mouth. Craig shook his head,  trying to make a C shape with his hands.  " Crokens in a rush?  Who is Croken? " Clyde said,  making Craig burst into laughter.  Even Token couldnt help but chuckle at how dumb their friend was.  " It's ok Clyde,  you don't need to know" Token said,  taking his hand off of Craigs mouth with a grimace when he licked it. " Gross dude" Token frowned,  wiping his hand on his jeans.  " So Token,  how long? " Craig asked curiously.  "....  Five months" Token admitted,  blushing as he looked away. " FIVE MONTHS? " Craig repeated,  eyes widening as he laughed.  " OH MY GOD YOU ARE HOPELESS! " Craig chuckled as Token shuffled his feet awkwardly. " Hey I dont know what's happening but Token isn't hopeless! " Clyde tried to stand up for him,  only making Craig laugh harder. " Yea I bet you think that" He giggled,  making Token sigh. " HEY CRAIG STOP HE IS UPSET! LOOK HOW RED HIS FACE IS! " Clyde yelled,  running up to Token and wrapping him in a hug,  just making him blush harder. " Oh Clyde,  Token here is not upset,  he's embarrassed" Craig explained, making Clyde step back to look at Token in the eyes.  " Huh?  Why? " Clyde asked. Token groaned,  looking at Craig who just nodded.  " Im embarrassed because I just admitted that I've been crushing on someone for five months"  Token said.  " Why's that bad,  I've been crushing on someone for six" Clyde chuckled,  making Craig choke on his coffee. " THIS IS TOO MUCH! " Craig laughed.  " Who uh..  Who have you been crushing on Clyde? " Token asked.  " I thought you knew? " Clyde said confused. Meanwhile Craig was wheezing. " Dude I already said it was you" Clyde said,  making Token gasp.   " HE FUCKING TOLD YOU?! " Craig screeched. " I THOUGHT HE MEANT NO HOMO! " Token yelled at Craig,  who fell of his chair from how hard he was laughing.  " WHY ARE WE YELLING? " Clyde shouted,  confused but still hyped. Token tried to respond,  but the chaos was getting to him.  Without thinking,  he crashed his lips onto Clydes,  kissing him as Craig cheered from the floor. " FIN.  AL.  LY" Craig laughed,  clapping between syllables. When Token pulled away,  Clyde looked at him with wide eyes.  "No homo? " Clyde asked worriedly.  " full homo. " Token said,  making Clyde grin happily. He squealed,  wrapping Token into a tight hug,  making him splutter. " Too tight! " Token laughed,  making Clyde loosen his grip slightly. " Sorry,  I'm just happy" Clyde grinned.  " Me too dude,  me too" Token smiled.