South park oneshots

Twenny - The ant and the fly

Request by Ko1_F1sh.

Tweek hummed to himself as he poured coffee, making an order for a regular at his shop. "Yo Tweek, you know that guy?" The customer asked, pointing to a table nearby. Tweek turned around to look, rolling his eyes when he saw the man pointing towards Kenny, who was staring at him, wiggling his fingers to say hello. " Yea, thats Kenny" Tweek explained blankly, not taking his eyes off of the blonde smirking back at him. " Hes an ASSHOLE WHO COMES IN HERE EVERYDAY JUST TO HIT ON ME"  Tweek said loudly, not able to hold back the smile that Kenny laughing at his insult caused. " That sounds horrible! Do you want me to call someone?" The customer asked, his concerned tone making Tweek turn his attention back to him. " No its alright GAH!, he's a paying customer even if he is a little shit sometimes" Tweek smiled reassuringly, handing the customer his coffee. " Thanks Tweek, hope everything goes ok with that situation anyways" The customer said, smiling and patting him on the shoulder comfortingly before leaving with the coffee. Tweek faked a groan of annoyance as he watched Kenny stand up out of the corner of his eye, walking up to the counter. " Hey cutieee" Kenny grinned. " Hey dickface, the usual?" Tweek chuckled, already preparing Kennys favorite drink for him. " Yes please my twitchy little prince" Kenny smiled, laughing at himself and making Tweek roll his eyes, his own smile growing wider. " You know, one day I will get you to agree to that date" Kenny said determinedly, leaning on the counter towards the blonde. In response, Tweek chuckled, flashing Kenny a smirk as he leant towards him to place the coffee on the counter. " Oh will you now?" He chuckled, raising an eyebrow before turning back away to put the lid back on a jar. " Mmhmm!" Kenny hummed, nodding his head and holding out the money for the coffee to Tweek. Tweek reached out to take the money, frowning when Kenny pulled it away slightly. " Kiss first?" Kenny asked teasingly, before looking at the expression on Tweeks face and pouting dissapointedly, handing the money over. " Good boy" Tweek teased back, Kenny dramatically wiping a fake tear from his eye before laughing. He sipped his coffee, sighing happily at the taste on his tongue. " Your shift nearly over?" Kenny asked casually. Tweek looked at the clock, yawning. " Yea, guess its time to close up soon anyways" He said, stretching and glancing at the almost empty shop, orange light from the sunset spilling inside. Kenny smiled, jumping up eagerly as Tweek opened the little gate, letting Kenny come behind the counter with him. " Hang this up for me" He said, handing Kenny his apron as the bell above the door chimed, signalling that the last customer had left. " Want me to switch the sign?" Kenny asked helpfully, Tweek nodding  in response. Kenny hopped over the counter, going towards the door and flipping the open sign to closed. Tweek grabbed his bag, slinging it over his shoulder as he locked the gate, walking towards his friend. " Catch" He smiled, throwing a muffin towards Kenny, who caught it happily. " We had one left over " Tweek lied shrugging, both boys knowing full well that Tweek always made an extra one especially for him. Every day since Kenny had seen Tweek working at the shop, he had thought that he was the cutest thing to ever exist, and had come to visit him every day. The second week, they had walked home together, realising that they lived on the same street and had subconciously made it part of their routine to walk home together every day after Tweek closed the store since. It was both of their days' highlight, but unlike Kenny, Tweek would never admit that to his face. " Thanks man" Kenny smiled, biting into the muffin. " Want some of my coffee?" He offered, holding it out to Tweek, who was locking the door behind them. Tweek opened his mouth in response, not looking away from the lock. Kenny shrugged, moving the straw between Tweeks lips so that he could drink it. Tweek took a sip, smiling happily. " Thanks " Tweek said appreciatively before standing up straight and putting his keys away. " Wanna stop off at the store on the way? I have something I gotta get" Tweek asked, Kenny nodding in response. " Any reason to spend a second longer with you Tweekers" He winked, making Tweek shake his head and laugh. " I swear to god you're an idiot" Tweek chuckled, ruffling Kennys hair before they started walking. " So, whacha need to get?" Kenny asked curiously, to which Tweek smirked, shrugging. " Guess you'll never know" He teased, making Kenny pout. " Oh I nearly forgot to say, some guy came in earlier saying that he was gonna kill you for what you did to his lunch?" Tweek said in confusion, looking towards Kenny who just grinned. " What did you do..." Tweek frowned, making Kenny hold his hands up in defense. " He was trying to cook Mr Possy!" Kenny protested. Tweek frowned again, looking confused as he looked towards his friend for an explanation. " Mr Possy?" He asked curiously. " My pet Possum. Saved him when he was a baby and his mum got hit by a car. " Kenny said proudly. " Tweek smiled slightly, finding it sweet that Kenny cared so much about animals, no matter how flea covered and infectious. " Why am I not surprised" Tweek chuckled as the pair reched the shop. " Ill be two seconds" Tweek promised, flashing Kenny a smile before dissapearing into the shop. Kenny waited outside, making popping noises with his mouth. He spotted an ant on the ground, kneeling down and noticing that it was part of a trail. He followed the ant line with his eyes, grinning as he noticed one of them carrying a jelly bean that was more than twice the size of its body. " ...crazy.." He mumbled to himself, fascinated by the tiny insects. He heard footsteps behind him, jumping when Tweek spoke up suddenly. " What are you doing dipshit" Tweek laughed, nudging the boy lightly with his foot. " Ants" Kenny explained, standing up and pointing at the line of insects. " Huh.. Cool" Tweek agreed, before the pair started walking to their houses again. " You know you kinda remind me of an ant sometimes" Kenny said thoughtfully, making Tweek frown. " Why?" He asked, expecting somme sort of insult. " because.. I dont know man like.. Ants are so cool. And they can carry like.. So much on their backs.. Kinda like how you can deal with all of the shit the angry customers give you and like.. everything else and... I dont know. I just like ants I guess. And I like you." Kenny shrugged. Tweek smiled, a light blush dusting across his face. " Well you remind me of a fly." Tweek replied with a smirk. " Because im so flyyy?" Kenny grinned, before Tweek laughed." No, because youre annoying, always follow me around and I cant get rid of you" Tweek joked, Kenny punching his shoulder lightly as he grinned. " Hey flies are attracted to literal shit so what does that say about you huh" Kenny fired back, making Tweek laugh. " Touché" He nodded, Kennys smile fading slightly when the pair realised that they had reached Tweeks house. " I guess its time to go now" Kenny sighed, smiling sadly at the short amount of time that they had spent together today. " You know... You could come in." Tweek offered, twitching slightly as he bit his lip. " Really? I mean.. I wouldnt want to intrude or anything" Kenny grinned, trying to hide how happy the idea of spending more time with his favorite person was. " Well, I cant eat all of this ice cream by myself" Tweek smiled, opening the bag that he had just bought to show two tubs of ice cream, one Kennys favorite flavour. Kenny had told Tweek about it yesterday, and he hadnt realised how much Tweek paid attention to the small details. If he knew how much Tweek really liked him, the two would have started dating a long time ago. " Movie marathon?" Tweek suggested, making Kenny smile widely, nodding in agreement. " Movie marathon" He confirmed, happily walking to Tweeks door with him. Tweek smiled to himself, knowing that the smile on Kennys face would be even bigger later. Tonight, he was finally going to confess his feelings. Maybe Kenny was right about them getting that date.